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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #630 on: April 17, 2013, 03:24:31 pm »
You get a bowl of funny-tasting clam chowder

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #631 on: May 02, 2013, 02:30:23 pm »
After falling out of the machine, I demand to know where the cake you promised me was.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #632 on: May 02, 2013, 05:26:03 pm »
You get a dirty job.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #633 on: May 06, 2013, 02:08:22 pm »
You get a dirty job.

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You get a direlion. It eats you.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #634 on: May 11, 2013, 03:56:22 am »
You get a vomiting crocoduck.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #635 on: May 11, 2013, 05:31:19 pm »
You get a bigger boat.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #636 on: May 11, 2013, 06:10:39 pm »
You get KFT:  Kentucky Fried Turducken.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #637 on: May 11, 2013, 06:38:39 pm »
You get Collin Phillips, a truck driver from Vermont.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #638 on: May 11, 2013, 07:09:14 pm »
You get trouble.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #639 on: May 11, 2013, 09:31:57 pm »
The machine gets horrendously sick and vomits up everything that was put into it.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #640 on: May 18, 2013, 02:31:56 am »
As the last entry seems to have jammed the machine, I fish out the gun and insert Art Vandelay instead.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #641 on: May 18, 2013, 02:59:35 am »
As the last entry seems to have jammed the machine, I fish out the gun and insert Art Vandelay instead.

Art Vandelay shoots bees out his nipples.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #642 on: May 19, 2013, 12:18:41 am »
you get honey.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #643 on: May 19, 2013, 01:36:28 am »
you get honey.

i insert a witty thought

You get a cheery tune.

I insert Pinkie Pie.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #644 on: May 20, 2013, 06:52:36 pm »
You get a sample of factory-fresh glue.

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