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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #645 on: May 21, 2013, 07:08:16 pm »
You get a sample of factory-fresh glue.

I insert an igloo-dwelling lumberjack riding a dogsled while wielding a hockey stick and drinking maple syrup with his pet beaver.

You get Chris from Dan VS.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #646 on: May 23, 2013, 03:38:13 am »
You get a kick in the groin from Chris' girlfriend.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #647 on: May 23, 2013, 04:23:30 am »
You get yet another disturbing clopfic.

I insert the transformation gun from "El Goonish Shive", a lever of infinite length, a kitten and George W. Bush.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #648 on: May 23, 2013, 05:47:04 pm »
You get yet another disturbing clopfic.

I insert the transformation gun from "El Goonish Shive", a lever of infinite length, a kitten and George W. Bush.

You get a dozen kittens in a casino.

I insert SCP-051
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #649 on: May 23, 2013, 06:31:30 pm »
You get a letter from Planned Parenthood asking to borrow it. Upon closer inspection the letter turns out to have been written by Rush Limbaugh.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #650 on: May 23, 2013, 06:42:23 pm »
You get a zombie. THE DEAD WILL NEVER DIE!

I insert a zombie.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #651 on: May 23, 2013, 08:59:23 pm »
You get a zombie. THE DEAD WILL NEVER DIE!

I insert a zombie.

You get the zombie's weight of ants with Cordyceps.

I insert some of the Cordyceps ants.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #652 on: May 23, 2013, 11:00:39 pm »
You get a xenomorph.

I insert a tribble.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #653 on: May 23, 2013, 11:55:39 pm »
You get trouble.

I insert William Shatner.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #654 on: May 24, 2013, 12:10:12 am »
You get KHAN! (I've always wanted to use that in the right context thank you)


I insert Kyu Sakamoto.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #655 on: May 24, 2013, 12:53:48 am »
You get KHAN! (I've always wanted to use that in the right context thank you)


I insert Kyu Sakamoto.

You get bowl of noodles.

I insert 5,000 coffee beans.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #656 on: May 24, 2013, 02:19:53 am »
You get a very hyper and decaffeinated Ironbite

Ironbite-I insert 10,000 spoons.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #657 on: May 24, 2013, 03:23:14 am »
You get forked.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #658 on: May 24, 2013, 03:49:34 am »
You get forked.

I insert a human skull.

You get a violent Danish man.

I insert the violent Danish man.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #659 on: May 24, 2013, 04:13:33 am »
You get the Doctor, William Wallace and Ethan Hawke.

I insert the Doctor, William Wallace and Ethan Hawke.
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