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Offline Saturn500

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #660 on: May 24, 2013, 05:28:27 am »
You get a doctor, a wall, and a hawk.

I insert a $5 bill.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #661 on: May 24, 2013, 03:29:49 pm »
A giant candy bar lands on your feet, breaking both of them.

I cut off Saturn500's broken feet and toss those into the machine.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #662 on: May 24, 2013, 04:34:46 pm »
You get Podirus, scourge of cat's everywhere!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #663 on: May 24, 2013, 05:59:36 pm »
You get Podirus, scourge of cat's everywhere!

Ironbite-I insert 3 blue fish.

You get Dr. Seuss.

I insert Dr. Seuss.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #664 on: May 24, 2013, 06:27:27 pm »
You get thinly-veiled liberal messages that conservatives only fail to denounce because they can't see them past the bitchin' poetry.

I insert a cat, a hat and Ironbite's thing. Yes...THAT thing.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #665 on: May 24, 2013, 11:40:33 pm »
You get thinly-veiled liberal messages that conservatives only fail to denounce because they can't see them past the bitchin' poetry.

I insert a cat, a hat and Ironbite's thing. Yes...THAT thing.

You get Empress Nikki and one other random forumite.

I insert E.N. and the other forumite.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #666 on: May 29, 2013, 03:36:37 pm »
You get a Steam key for Monaco. Why? Who knows?

I insert Doug "Homosexuality = shitting in the wrong toilet" TenNapel.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #667 on: May 30, 2013, 09:00:53 pm »
You get a Steam key for Monaco. Why? Who knows?

I insert Doug "Homosexuality = shitting in the wrong toilet" TenNapel.

You get an earthworm with rustled jimmies.

I insert the worm.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #668 on: May 30, 2013, 11:25:35 pm »
A cow falls on your head. And then it turns out the earthworm you inserted was really a cow in disguise.

I insert a penguin.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #669 on: May 30, 2013, 11:41:46 pm »
You get a psychotic businessman with ties to organized crime.

I insert a psychotic businessman with ties to organized crime.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #670 on: May 30, 2013, 11:58:52 pm »
You get a note that says "Please stop inserting the thing you just gave the previous poster."

I insert a frozen mammoth carcass.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #671 on: May 31, 2013, 01:21:44 am »
You get a note that says "Please stop inserting the thing you just gave the previous poster."

I insert a frozen mammoth carcass.

You get a herd of live mammoths.

I insert mammoth poop.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #672 on: May 31, 2013, 01:49:56 am »
You get Michelle Bachmann's brain. It immediately grows tentacles and violates your every orifice.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #673 on: May 31, 2013, 03:06:39 am »
You get Michelle Bachmann's brain. It immediately grows tentacles and violates your every orifice.

I insert Jeh-fah-FAH Dun-HAM.

You get that creepy Goosebumps puppet. He possesses you and you go on a rampage.

I insert an insufficient amount of vodka.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #674 on: May 31, 2013, 07:14:41 am »
You get an angry Russian guy who kicks you in the groin and takes the rest of your vodka.

I insert a magic talking burrito.