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Offline PosthumanHeresy

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #690 on: July 07, 2013, 06:20:11 pm »
You get a note from the machine that reads "Put something in next time!"

I insert a shark with frickin laser beams attached to its head.

You get a shagadelic, mod British man with bad teeth.

I insert Hetty
You get the Uncanny Valley chart.

I insert a lopped off dick in a box.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #691 on: July 07, 2013, 06:24:06 pm »
You get The Lonely Island with guest performer Van Gogh.

I insert the ingredients for borscht.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #692 on: July 07, 2013, 07:03:09 pm »
You get a gun.

I insert Ironbite.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #693 on: July 07, 2013, 07:54:07 pm »
You get a chibi clone army that consumes the world.

Ironbite-I insert the spark of Unicron.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #694 on: July 07, 2013, 08:57:54 pm »
You get an electrical shock.

I insert Tyrion Lannister.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #695 on: July 07, 2013, 09:10:03 pm »
You get an electrical shock.

I insert Tyrion Lannister.

You get Bloody Backstabbery: The Series

I insert solitary confinement and sensory deprivation.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #696 on: July 07, 2013, 09:20:47 pm »
You get the Slenderman

I insert Doctor Faciller.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #697 on: July 07, 2013, 09:36:57 pm »
You get the Slenderman

I insert Doctor Faciller.

You get 'friends' on the other side.

I insert Ganymede.
I crochet.

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #698 on: July 07, 2013, 10:15:55 pm »
You get Nordic mead.

I insert the hammer of Thor.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #699 on: July 08, 2013, 04:07:51 am »
You get Nordic mead.

I insert the hammer of Thor.
You get M.C. Hammer.

I insert a cup of water, a burning piece of paper, a fan, dirt, and a human heart.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #700 on: July 08, 2013, 01:24:52 pm »
By all your powers combined, You get Captain Planet!

I insert Ironbite's T-Cog.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
I dare to be stupid.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #701 on: July 09, 2013, 12:25:37 am »
You get a pile of feathers.

I insert the Constitution of the United States of America.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #702 on: July 09, 2013, 12:55:44 am »
You get a pile of shredded toilet paper.

I insert the 2000 election results.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #703 on: July 09, 2013, 08:17:04 am »
You get a pile of shredded toilet paper.

I insert the 2000 election results.
You get a pile of shredded toilet paper.

I insert a cat.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #704 on: July 09, 2013, 09:39:07 am »
You get Sushi Cat!

I insert a bunch of hentai manga.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
I dare to be stupid.