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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #705 on: July 09, 2013, 12:58:04 pm »
You get a lynch mob attacking you for being a pedophile.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #706 on: July 09, 2013, 02:59:22 pm »
You get the the Avatar a ravenous fundie.

Edit: replied to someone else before this.

I insert lemons.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2013, 03:27:20 pm by Potenatae Argyros »
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #707 on: July 09, 2013, 03:34:04 pm »
You get the the Avatar a ravenous fundie.

Edit: replied to someone else before this.

I insert lemons.
You get atomic lemons.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #708 on: July 09, 2013, 04:04:48 pm »
You get all of your component parts, neatly separated and labeled, in separate containers.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #709 on: July 14, 2013, 08:42:17 am »
You get all of your component parts, neatly separated and labeled, in separate containers.

I insert "Exalted" (the RPG).
You get a rocket propelled grenade launcher labeled "Exalted RPG"

I insert the vending machine.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #710 on: July 14, 2013, 03:07:21 pm »
You get vending machine Rule 34.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #711 on: July 14, 2013, 04:10:52 pm »
You get the Infected from "28 Days Later".

I insert Sean Bean.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #712 on: July 14, 2013, 08:36:29 pm »
You get Sean Bean beans.

I insert chocolate.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #713 on: July 14, 2013, 09:18:06 pm »
You get Sean Bean beans.

I insert chocolate.

You get this.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DewP7gYXyjM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DewP7gYXyjM</a>

I insert a breakfast containing: a bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup, some blueberry pancakes, bacon, sausage, eggs, french toast, and fresh coffee with optional cream/sugar.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #714 on: July 14, 2013, 09:22:51 pm »
You get a pill that induces diabetes (sugar) and a heart attack (fat/caffeine).

I insert this:


(That's beer, by the way.)
« Last Edit: July 14, 2013, 09:34:27 pm by Valerius »

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #715 on: July 14, 2013, 09:27:57 pm »
You get the best barbecue ever.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #716 on: July 17, 2013, 10:09:45 am »
You get a huge drill covered in skulls.

I insert my hentai collection along with a copy of Vocaloid.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
I dare to be stupid.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #717 on: July 17, 2013, 10:28:05 am »
You get a huge drill covered in skulls.

I insert my hentai collection along with a copy of Vocaloid.
You get hentai that's also a musical.

I insert naked pictures of Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #718 on: July 17, 2013, 06:08:24 pm »
You get horrible,horrible things.

I insert my musical hentai, black lingerie, a bunch of chains and gloves.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
I dare to be stupid.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #719 on: July 17, 2013, 07:56:11 pm »
You get horrible,horrible things.

I insert my musical hentai, black lingerie, a bunch of chains and gloves.

You get heavy metal hentai. You can never look at guitars the same way again.

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EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.