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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #720 on: July 17, 2013, 08:46:44 pm »
You get a bunch of people with their heads twisted off and an orangutan with a hangover.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #721 on: July 17, 2013, 09:02:04 pm »
You get a fart.

I insert a maid's dress, a bunch of gears and 1 hentai manga along with a newly-made Spark.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #722 on: July 17, 2013, 09:16:24 pm »
You get Starscream.

I'll throw in a great white shark and a fundamentalist conservative.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #723 on: July 17, 2013, 09:26:36 pm »
You get blood splattering out.

I insert a maid and some lolicon.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #724 on: July 17, 2013, 09:34:45 pm »
You get a very happy 'milkmaid'.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #725 on: July 17, 2013, 09:47:18 pm »
Granted, you get some horrid thing made of flames and body parts with blood leaking out.

I insert my "milkmaid" and a copy of Vocaloid.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #726 on: July 18, 2013, 12:02:00 am »
Granted, you get some horrid thing made of flames and body parts with blood leaking out.

I insert my "milkmaid" and a copy of Vocaloid.
You get a milkmaid that never, ever stops singing, and quickly dies of dehydration and starvation.

I insert a cow.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #727 on: July 18, 2013, 12:04:27 am »
You get Bart Simpson telling you not to have a cow.

I insert a pummel pipe.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #728 on: July 18, 2013, 12:50:16 am »
You get Bart Simpson telling you not to have a cow.

I insert a pummel pipe.
You get pummeled with a pipe.

I insert the Bible.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #729 on: July 18, 2013, 01:15:12 am »
You get Bart Simpson telling you not to have a cow.

I insert a pummel pipe.
You get pummeled with a pipe.

I insert the Bible.

You get the Koran.

I insert Gomez Addams.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #730 on: July 18, 2013, 03:35:11 am »
You get Bart Simpson telling you not to have a cow.

I insert a pummel pipe.
You get pummeled with a pipe.

I insert the Bible.

You get the Koran.

I insert Gomez Addams.
The vending machine screams in terror.

I insert Feral Dog and a feral dog.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #731 on: July 18, 2013, 06:58:21 am »
You get an ever-growing quote pyramid.

I insert a rottweiler, a pit bull and a German shepherd.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #732 on: July 18, 2013, 09:17:39 am »
You get an ever-growing quote pyramid.

I insert a rottweiler, a pit bull and a German shepherd.
You get a rotting pit bull from Germany that knew how to herd sheep.

I insert the official six Rammstein dildos (I did not make that up).
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #733 on: July 18, 2013, 06:33:00 pm »
You get a very happy vending machine.

I insert Spongebob and Ice King.
I crochet.

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #734 on: July 18, 2013, 07:11:17 pm »
You get a sponge, filled with water and frozen solid, sitting on a throne. it's name is Bob.

I insert some sauerkraut, six soft pretzels, and two pints of beer.