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Offline PosthumanHeresy

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #750 on: July 20, 2013, 04:00:36 am »
You get Kent Hovind.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #751 on: July 20, 2013, 06:15:55 am »
You get the world's nastiest cat box, and faint from the ammonia fumes.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #752 on: July 20, 2013, 08:11:08 am »
You get Beetlejuice.

I insert the Goddamn Batman.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #753 on: July 20, 2013, 09:25:02 am »
You get the Bat-Nipples.

I insert David Bowie, Elton John and Mr. Spock.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #754 on: July 20, 2013, 08:43:40 pm »
You get the Bat-Nipples.

I insert David Bowie, Elton John and Mr. Spock.
You get an amazing singer that's pretty attractive, but can't emote correctly.

I insert Dance In The Vampire Bund.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #755 on: July 20, 2013, 09:35:04 pm »
You get accused of pedophilia again, with bestiality on top of it.

I insert Pepsi.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #756 on: July 20, 2013, 10:03:52 pm »
You get Crystal Pepsi.

I insert Fallout and S.T.A.L.K.E.R
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #757 on: August 01, 2013, 02:00:35 pm »
You get a nuclear bomb.

I insert the Lyra Plushie. Yes, that one.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #758 on: August 12, 2013, 11:37:47 pm »
You get a nuclear bomb.

I insert the Lyra Plushie. Yes, that one.

You get ten thousand clopfics.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #759 on: August 13, 2013, 12:41:43 am »
You get raped by a real pony.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #760 on: August 13, 2013, 01:00:28 am »
You get a hemorrhagic stroke from the density of the sheer stupid all in one place.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #761 on: August 14, 2013, 12:55:37 am »
You get arrested for terroristic threats.

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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #762 on: August 14, 2013, 12:57:34 am »
You get a phaser somebody carelessly dropped on one of them.

I insert my ex-girlfriend.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #763 on: August 14, 2013, 01:00:53 am »
You get a phaser somebody carelessly dropped on one of them.

I insert my ex-girlfriend.
You get laid.

I insert Florida.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #764 on: August 14, 2013, 10:29:08 am »
You get a combination of the hottest girls and the oldest people on the planet.

I insert a hot Brazilian girl.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.