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Offline PosthumanHeresy

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #765 on: August 14, 2013, 07:02:56 pm »
You get a combination of the hottest girls and the oldest people on the planet.

I insert a hot Brazilian girl.
You get arrested for attempted rape and kidnapping

I insert The Bible
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #766 on: August 14, 2013, 09:25:41 pm »
You get a combination of the hottest girls and the oldest people on the planet.

I insert a hot Brazilian girl.
You get arrested for attempted rape and kidnapping

I insert The Bible
You get some crazy guy holding a "The End is near" sign.

I insert a dragon.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #767 on: August 14, 2013, 09:40:29 pm »
You get a unicorn.

I insert a hot unicorn furry.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #768 on: August 14, 2013, 09:48:34 pm »
You get a unicorn.

I insert a hot unicorn furry.

You get terrifying furry porn involving barbeques and virgins.

I insert a Nigerian scammer.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #769 on: August 15, 2013, 12:31:11 pm »
You get a computer virus.

I insert a box of crackers.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #770 on: August 15, 2013, 03:27:24 pm »
You get a computer virus.

I insert a box of crackers.
You get a bunch of white people.

I insert a Bible and a factchecker.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #771 on: August 15, 2013, 03:30:40 pm »
You get an explosion from the fact-checker getting overloaded.

I insert a bottle of water.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #772 on: August 15, 2013, 03:32:07 pm »
You get an explosion from the fact-checker getting overloaded.

I insert a bottle of water.
You get slapped for being dumb enough to buy bottled water.

I insert Fanta.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #773 on: August 15, 2013, 05:06:31 pm »
You get Strawberry Fanta.

I insert a scone.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #774 on: August 15, 2013, 06:30:23 pm »
You get a stone.

I insert a hot goth girl.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #775 on: August 15, 2013, 08:43:05 pm »
You get a woman from 2 000 years ago from an East Germanic tribe of people known as Ostrogoths.

I insert delicious apple strudels.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #776 on: August 15, 2013, 09:52:41 pm »
You get a woman from 2 000 years ago from an East Germanic tribe of people known as Ostrogoths.

I insert delicious apple strudels.
You get McDonalds' Apple Pie.

I insert a hot emo girl.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #777 on: August 16, 2013, 01:59:25 am »
You get a burning Tickle Me Elmo.

I insert Sesame Street.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #778 on: August 16, 2013, 09:41:05 pm »
You get "This Ain't Sesame Street XXX"

I insert my penis.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #779 on: August 16, 2013, 10:32:47 pm »
You get a free, quick, and extremely painful sex reassignment operation.

I insert the wild-elf druid I played in my last D&D campaign.