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Offline PosthumanHeresy

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #780 on: August 16, 2013, 11:09:52 pm »
You get a very confused wild-elf druid.

I insert a wearable, high quality replica of my favorite grouping of Halo 4 Mark VII Mjolnir armor.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #781 on: August 16, 2013, 11:34:04 pm »
You get the hammer Mjolnir and are unworthy to wield it.

I insert Loki.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #782 on: August 16, 2013, 11:35:14 pm »
You get the hammer Mjolnir and are unworthy to wield it.

I insert Loki.
You get trampled by fangirls.

I insert the Vending Machine.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #783 on: August 21, 2013, 04:23:47 am »
You get the hammer Mjolnir and are unworthy to wield it.

I insert Loki.
You get trampled by fangirls.

I insert the Vending Machine.

You get http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294.

I insert George Orwell and Mark Twain.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #784 on: August 21, 2013, 04:36:14 am »
You get crushing depression mixed with biting sarcasm.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #785 on: August 30, 2013, 03:41:10 pm »
You get Jeff the Killer and Poison Ivy

I insert a Star Trek novel.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #786 on: August 30, 2013, 08:54:39 pm »
You get endless arguments among fans over whether or not it's canon.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #787 on: August 30, 2013, 09:30:03 pm »
You get a sample of factory-fresh glue.

I insert an igloo-dwelling lumberjack riding a dogsled while wielding a hockey stick and drinking maple syrup with his pet beaver.

you get a canadian stereotype

i insert a death metal album
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #788 on: August 30, 2013, 11:46:22 pm »
You get a hunk of sheet metal with bleeding bullet holes.

I insert a cow.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #789 on: August 31, 2013, 12:42:41 am »
You get a baseball glove, a motorcycle jacket and a hamburger.

I insert everyone who skips posts in this thread, especially the ones who do so by answering posts from multiple pages ago.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #790 on: August 31, 2013, 08:33:03 am »
You get a human smoothie.

I insert a pig.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #791 on: August 31, 2013, 08:37:48 am »
You get a human smoothie.

I insert a pig.

you get a football.

i insert sugar, spice, and everything nice.


edit, i messed up, really sorry, did'nt see the difference in my other post.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 08:42:15 am by Guizonde »
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #792 on: August 31, 2013, 08:40:17 am »
You get squished Powerpuff Girls.

I insert a cat.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #793 on: August 31, 2013, 10:36:24 am »
You get kittens who all demand cheezeburgers.

I insert a tube of lipstick.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #794 on: August 31, 2013, 10:44:38 am »
You get kittens who all demand cheezeburgers.

I insert a tube of lipstick.
You get a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.

I insert Anthony Stewart Head.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.