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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #810 on: September 02, 2013, 11:38:34 pm »
You get marijuana.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #811 on: September 03, 2013, 12:23:48 am »
You get flaming cheerleaders you can't see.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #812 on: September 03, 2013, 05:53:00 pm »
You get God and a dog.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #813 on: September 04, 2013, 06:39:45 am »
You get a fundie and a sheep outfit.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #814 on: September 04, 2013, 08:25:06 pm »
You get slips of paper with arbitrarily-assigned value.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #815 on: September 05, 2013, 04:54:41 am »
You get slips of paper with arbitrarily-assigned value.

I insert the anime "Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water"

You get terrifying otakus and weaboos who don't understand the series dressing in bad cosplay.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #816 on: September 05, 2013, 11:56:34 am »
You get a very confused Bumi.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #817 on: September 05, 2013, 04:17:15 pm »
You get the Matrix from the Matrix.

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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #818 on: September 05, 2013, 05:27:31 pm »
You get a retard. Pat Robertson, to be specific, just for shits and giggles.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #819 on: September 05, 2013, 05:30:19 pm »
You get told that you did in fact start the fire.

I insert ice.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #820 on: September 05, 2013, 05:52:56 pm »
You get told that you did in fact start the fire.

I insert ice.

You get a sno-cone.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #821 on: September 12, 2013, 01:30:00 am »
You get a bunch of normal people running away screaming from the resulting violence.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #822 on: September 12, 2013, 02:10:42 am »
You get crabs.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #823 on: September 13, 2013, 03:36:06 pm »
You get a guy stating expressionlessly and calmly that he dislikes having bees poured into his face.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #824 on: September 13, 2013, 10:09:27 pm »
You get a bunch of broken, unreadable conspiratard websites.

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