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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #825 on: September 14, 2013, 06:31:54 pm »
You get stuck by lightening.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #826 on: September 14, 2013, 08:37:21 pm »
You get a full bottle of urine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #827 on: September 14, 2013, 08:55:00 pm »
You get memes that never go away!

Hmmm...

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #828 on: September 14, 2013, 09:20:05 pm »
You get a can of your least favorite soda.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #829 on: September 15, 2013, 05:34:39 pm »
You get a duckface.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #830 on: September 15, 2013, 05:47:53 pm »
You get morons, dipshits, rednecks and the one person (me) who was smart enough to leave their asses.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #831 on: September 15, 2013, 08:43:28 pm »
You get a dumb service provider.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #832 on: September 23, 2013, 02:48:11 pm »
You get a hyperactive super-bubbly vending machine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #833 on: September 23, 2013, 02:50:15 pm »
You get internet fame in the form of a Please Fire Me post.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #834 on: September 23, 2013, 07:42:25 pm »
You get a report card covered in big red "F"s.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #835 on: September 23, 2013, 07:43:57 pm »
You get an unbearably sexy demisexual trans man.

I insert Random Guy.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #836 on: September 23, 2013, 09:01:42 pm »
The machine gives you a very confused looking caveman.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #837 on: September 23, 2013, 09:07:52 pm »
You get an ivory piano.

I insert everything you've ever loved.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #838 on: September 25, 2013, 02:44:14 pm »
You get a medieval war club to the face.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #839 on: September 25, 2013, 04:18:25 pm »
You get Barney R34.

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