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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #855 on: October 01, 2013, 02:47:32 pm »
You get a fanfic that ships Draco Malfoy with Adolf Hitler.

I insert some blub blub, in the hopes of getting some glub glub.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #856 on: October 01, 2013, 10:40:27 pm »
You get huehuehuehue.

I insert a falling star.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #857 on: October 01, 2013, 10:43:15 pm »
You get a massive tsunami, global firestorms, enough dust to block out the sun for a really long time, and a shit-ton of dead dinosaurs.

I insert one of the surviving mammals.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #858 on: October 01, 2013, 10:50:35 pm »
You get a cat that pukes on everything you love.

I insert an old meme.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #859 on: October 01, 2013, 11:52:19 pm »
You get a cat that pukes on everything you love.

I insert an old meme.

You get The Llama Song.

I insert Transormers: Prime.
I crochet.

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #860 on: October 02, 2013, 12:50:43 am »
You get Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

I insert a stomachache.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #861 on: October 02, 2013, 07:59:06 pm »
You get Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

I insert a stomachache.

You get diarrhea.

I insert Freud and HR Giger.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #862 on: October 02, 2013, 09:33:51 pm »
You get Schrodinger's cat.

I insert a koan.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #863 on: October 03, 2013, 01:47:54 am »
You get nothing, since you put in something.

I put in nothing, and will therefore get something.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #864 on: October 03, 2013, 02:04:47 am »
You get a slap in the face.

I insert Nyan Cat.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #865 on: October 03, 2013, 02:27:09 am »
You get the Nyan cat song stuck in your head.

I insert happiness.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #866 on: October 03, 2013, 02:29:22 am »
You get cyanide.

I insert a clown.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #867 on: October 03, 2013, 02:45:39 am »
You get cyanide.

...Cyanide for my happines.

...That's actually pretty funny.


You get mimes. Hundreds and hundreds of mimes.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #868 on: October 03, 2013, 07:56:55 am »
I get nothing, 'cause askold didn't insert anything.

I insert askold.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #869 on: October 03, 2013, 08:17:02 am »
Dang. I knew I forgot something.

You get a 50 cent as refund. (The rapper, not the coin.)

I insert a post-it note which tells me to remember to insert something
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!