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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #870 on: October 03, 2013, 12:44:38 pm »
You get Neville's Remebrall.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #871 on: October 06, 2013, 01:06:27 pm »
You get some of the really good mushrooms.

I insert a British Royal Guard.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #872 on: October 06, 2013, 03:46:32 pm »
You get a stupid tourist picture.

I insert an "adopt a virtual pet!!!! totally not a virus!!!!!!!" site.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #873 on: October 06, 2013, 04:07:11 pm »
You get a pet kitten. The kitten gives you an virus.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #874 on: October 06, 2013, 04:19:27 pm »
You get his cover of "Born This Way".

I insert a college diploma.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #875 on: October 06, 2013, 05:49:48 pm »
You get his cover of "Born This Way".

I insert a college diploma.

You get crippling debt and a crap job if you're lucky while your parents and grandparents wonder aloud why you won't "pull yourself up by the bootstraps like they did".

I insert all the third world nations.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #876 on: October 06, 2013, 06:08:31 pm »
You get a bunch of Facebook likes and prayers.

I insert every country with socialized healthcare.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #877 on: October 06, 2013, 08:23:20 pm »
You get a flood of Republican tears.

I insert that giant freak snowstorm that just hit my area.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #878 on: October 06, 2013, 08:26:44 pm »
You get Canadians in their bathing suits.

I insert the internet.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #879 on: October 06, 2013, 08:37:00 pm »
You get Canadians in their bathing suits.

I insert the internet.

You get a cat-shaped Eldritch Abomination made of tentacles.

I insert one of its tentacles.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #880 on: October 06, 2013, 08:45:04 pm »
You get a Japanese schoolgirl.

I insert SmokingDodongo's parents and set the machine on "Maximum Force".

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #881 on: October 06, 2013, 09:00:46 pm »
You get the anthropomorphic personification of FSTDT. It eats your face.

I insert hentai.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #882 on: October 06, 2013, 11:20:58 pm »
You get the anthropomorphic personification of FSTDT. It eats your face.

I insert hentai.

You get lemon fanfictions.

I insert the Zulu version of "Be Prepared".
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #883 on: October 06, 2013, 11:39:19 pm »
You get an eargasm. An evil, eeeeevil eargasm.

I insert a Tickle Me Elmo on fire.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #884 on: October 12, 2013, 12:08:15 am »
You get a crappy new Sy-Fy made-for-TV movie involving the same.

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