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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #885 on: October 12, 2013, 02:04:18 am »
You get the weirdest, most horrible example of R34 you've ever seen.

I insert an episode of Mythbusters.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #886 on: October 15, 2013, 02:00:04 pm »
You get the weirdest, most horrible example of R34 you've ever seen.

I insert an episode of Mythbusters.

You get a life-sized statue of Kari Ginsberg sculpted from C4.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #887 on: October 15, 2013, 02:09:54 pm »
You get Godwin's Law, you nazi.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #888 on: October 15, 2013, 02:31:06 pm »
You get a bunch of BABIES!  ENTIRE PARTY IS BABIES!

Ironbite-I insert this...random CD I have in my CD/Alarm Clock/Radio.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #889 on: October 15, 2013, 03:41:15 pm »
You get a bunch of BABIES!  ENTIRE PARTY IS BABIES!

Ironbite-I insert this...random CD I have in my CD/Alarm Clock/Radio.

You get all the songs you hate, seared into your mind for eternity.

I insert a bunch of elementary school kids on a field trip.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #890 on: October 15, 2013, 09:02:48 pm »
You get a bunch of fossils with grimy fingerprints all over them despite the DO NOT TOUCH signs, insane unintelligible comments in the museum guestbook, and a museum tour guide on the verge of hulking out.

I insert a stegosaurus.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #891 on: October 15, 2013, 10:20:44 pm »
You get Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

I insert Garrus Vakarian.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #892 on: October 16, 2013, 08:54:42 pm »
You get nothing, as he is in the middle of some calibrations.

I insert Jayne Cobb and Simon Tam.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #893 on: October 17, 2013, 12:46:14 pm »
You get snark, River Tam, and the essence of shooting things.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #894 on: October 17, 2013, 03:09:25 pm »
You get my severed head. Thanks a lot.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #895 on: October 17, 2013, 03:35:56 pm »
Nothing comes out of the vending machine but USA and it's politics improves noticiably.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #896 on: October 17, 2013, 03:43:26 pm »
You get stuck.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #897 on: October 18, 2013, 10:56:29 pm »
You get Ninja Turtles (from whichever gen is your favorite)!

I insert 12,000 years.
I crochet.

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #898 on: October 19, 2013, 02:05:51 am »
You get an asari matriarch who has no idea where she is or what she drank last night.

I insert the blood of angry men.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #899 on: October 21, 2013, 01:58:41 pm »
You get a bunch of vampires who need a glass of water to deal with the spicyness.

I insert the dog from Duck Hunt.