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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #915 on: October 29, 2013, 12:19:45 pm »
You get a bunch of rabid fanboys screaming that their favorite would win in a fight against the other two.

I insert FemShep.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #916 on: October 31, 2013, 07:34:42 pm »
You get a BAMF Action Girl.

I insert Buffy Summers.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #917 on: November 01, 2013, 04:33:48 pm »
You get Yet Another Halloween Fic.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #918 on: November 02, 2013, 12:36:45 am »
You get a world where high school theater is SERIOUS. FUCKING. BUSINESS.

I insert Happy Tree Friends.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #919 on: November 03, 2013, 09:31:36 pm »
You get a mildly terrifying show some kid's grandma might accidentally buy them for their birthday.

I insert three lions and one Hitler.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #920 on: November 03, 2013, 09:34:22 pm »
You get a mildly terrifying show some kid's grandma might accidentally buy them for their birthday.

I insert three lions and one Hitler.

You get a bloody mess and some fat cats.

I insert sentient army ants.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #921 on: November 04, 2013, 12:06:53 am »
You get the least impressive apocalypse ever, and a multi-species council of enlightened aliens alternating between facepalming(or face-tentacling, or whatever) and laughing their asses off.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #922 on: November 30, 2013, 09:59:11 pm »
You get an octopus-kin complaining about discrimination.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #923 on: December 01, 2013, 12:25:32 am »
You get a very confused Kolyat Krios.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #924 on: December 10, 2013, 10:40:57 pm »
You get a note that says "I have never played Mass Effect."

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #925 on: December 10, 2013, 10:56:43 pm »
You get a much better system of ethics than most religions.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #926 on: December 11, 2013, 12:11:12 am »
You get a confusing ending

I insert Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #927 on: December 11, 2013, 12:14:43 am »
You get Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. You appear victorious until the Red Ranger comes to kick your ass.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #928 on: December 11, 2013, 12:51:44 am »
You get a humongous argument and a bunch of dead people.

I insert the Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc rap battle.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #929 on: December 11, 2013, 01:00:11 am »
You get a rather disappointing entry in an otherwise amazing series of vaguely historical rap battles.

I insert a can of Pringles.