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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #945 on: January 18, 2014, 07:40:00 pm »
You get a pool of molten lava. Also, you are now on fire.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #946 on: January 18, 2014, 09:56:17 pm »
You get a Roadrunner cartoon.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #947 on: January 18, 2014, 11:05:54 pm »
You get investigated by the FBI.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #948 on: January 19, 2014, 06:53:10 pm »
You get Motherfucking Cthulhu. Specifically, your mother.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #949 on: January 19, 2014, 07:34:48 pm »
You get Motherfucking Cthulhu. Specifically, your mother.

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You get a mug of Butterbeer.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #950 on: January 19, 2014, 07:44:16 pm »
you get something from SCP-261.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #951 on: January 19, 2014, 08:51:16 pm »
You get rabid Mega Man fans.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #952 on: January 19, 2014, 08:53:23 pm »
You get an angry black panther.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #953 on: January 19, 2014, 08:55:20 pm »
You get Remus Lupin.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #954 on: January 20, 2014, 04:20:57 am »
You get Captain Picard and Commander Shepard both telling the idiots to shut the fuck up.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #955 on: January 20, 2014, 03:15:52 pm »
You get a wild beast.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #956 on: January 20, 2014, 03:28:15 pm »
You get a wild beast.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #957 on: January 20, 2014, 05:35:28 pm »
You get somebody climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up...

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #958 on: January 20, 2014, 05:55:21 pm »
You get asked why you don't like a wet pussy.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #959 on: January 20, 2014, 11:12:23 pm »
You get Excalibur


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