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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #960 on: January 21, 2014, 12:26:25 am »
You get a (rather pissed-off) Displacer Beast from Dungeons & Dragons.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #961 on: January 21, 2014, 01:06:57 am »
Do to a quantum hyperstring manipulator malfunction the plasma-couplets are unable to reestablish a stable polarity with a module in the overdrive conduits.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #962 on: January 21, 2014, 08:35:53 am »
You get [Date Expunged]


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #963 on: January 21, 2014, 10:06:10 am »
You get the heaping pile of cash they sold their professional integrity for.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #964 on: January 21, 2014, 02:23:52 pm »
You get a mass of angry fundies bitching about the "sacrilegious abomination" you hath wrought.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #965 on: January 21, 2014, 08:48:53 pm »
It gets broken off since you were really a lizardkin. Don't worry, it'll grow back.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #966 on: January 21, 2014, 09:06:51 pm »
You get the I Like Trains Kid from asdfmovie3.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #967 on: January 21, 2014, 09:47:05 pm »
You get the I Like Trains Kid from asdfmovie3.

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Thatsssssssssss a niccccccccce forum you got there.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #968 on: February 07, 2014, 10:43:13 am »
You get a Crawler.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #969 on: February 07, 2014, 11:01:12 am »
Don't go there


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #970 on: February 07, 2014, 11:30:47 am »
You get EqD.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #971 on: February 12, 2014, 06:22:39 pm »
You get a 12-pack of flying monkeys.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #972 on: February 12, 2014, 06:33:10 pm »
You get President Hillary Clinton.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #973 on: February 12, 2014, 08:44:00 pm »
You get ear orgasms (I like Ok Go...a lot)


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #974 on: February 12, 2014, 09:33:04 pm »
You get ear orgasms (I like Ok Go...a lot)


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So many eyeballs...


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