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Offline Ghoti

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #975 on: February 12, 2014, 11:22:53 pm »
such shibe. much comic sans. very internet. wow.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #976 on: February 13, 2014, 02:11:15 am »
You get Ironchew.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #977 on: February 13, 2014, 09:00:54 pm »
You get Ironchew.

I insert a juggalo and someone who knows how magnets work.

You get an idiot with a hatchet in his gut that is irremovable due to the super-strong magnet they swallowed, and someone whose murder charge is dropped on grounds of self-defense.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #978 on: February 14, 2014, 02:33:02 am »
You get several sexy catgirls, a bottle of tequila, and the entire works of Tolkien written in Swedish.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #979 on: February 14, 2014, 10:38:58 pm »
You get the corpses of everyone on this forum.

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I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #980 on: February 14, 2014, 10:54:18 pm »
You get a hangnail.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #981 on: February 15, 2014, 05:59:30 pm »
You get a NinjaPirateZombieRobot driving a HumongousMecha, except he has HiddenDepths and is plotting a XanatosGambit.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #982 on: February 15, 2014, 06:26:58 pm »
Thousands of vending machines land on your head.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #983 on: February 15, 2014, 07:46:17 pm »
You get a SPAH SAPPEN MAH SENTREE

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #984 on: February 15, 2014, 08:50:51 pm »
You get a Batarang up the ass

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #985 on: February 15, 2014, 11:29:08 pm »
You get BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #986 on: February 16, 2014, 10:01:48 am »
You get an A+.

I insert I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #987 on: February 16, 2014, 12:51:59 pm »
You get MILK CHOCOLATE

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The value of 24 hours
And free will is the closest thing
We will ever see to superpowers

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #988 on: February 16, 2014, 03:07:07 pm »
You get a center.

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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #989 on: February 16, 2014, 05:21:26 pm »
You get the Binge.

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