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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #990 on: February 16, 2014, 06:16:03 pm »
You get a gremlin.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #991 on: February 18, 2014, 01:53:54 am »
Believe it or not,
I'm walkin' on air,
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Believe it or not, it's just me.



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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #992 on: February 18, 2014, 02:02:08 am »
You get the Sonic 06 goons.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #993 on: February 18, 2014, 05:33:08 pm »
You get the Sonic 06 goons.

I insert Ultie and give the machine a kick.

The machine fires a cannon at you.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #994 on: February 18, 2014, 05:55:08 pm »
You get a Chinese fire drill.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #995 on: February 18, 2014, 07:12:42 pm »
You get Winnie the Pooh.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #996 on: February 18, 2014, 07:45:26 pm »
You get Judge Dredd.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #997 on: February 18, 2014, 07:47:43 pm »
You get an arrow to the knee.

I insert the "woman laughing with salad" meme.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #998 on: February 18, 2014, 10:01:39 pm »
You get an arrow to the knee.

I insert the "woman laughing with salad" meme.

You get the women eating yogurt and pooping should-be-a-meme.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #999 on: February 18, 2014, 10:16:33 pm »
The vending machine turns into a giant robot.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1000 on: February 19, 2014, 09:02:51 am »
You get Leatherface wielding a slapstick and balloon animals.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1001 on: February 19, 2014, 09:40:23 am »
You get Buffy Summers staking Edward Cullen. The world rejoices.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1002 on: February 19, 2014, 10:12:58 am »
You get Buffy Summers staking Edward Cullen. The world rejoices.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1003 on: February 19, 2014, 10:55:06 am »
After inserting nothing into the machine, you ironically get a textbook on the topic of the conservation of matter.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1004 on: February 19, 2014, 01:28:01 pm »
You get Miley Cyrus giving birth while Justin Bieber looks on proudly.

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