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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1050 on: April 11, 2014, 05:08:48 pm »
You do! You understood that reference!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1051 on: April 11, 2014, 06:37:50 pm »
You get Gravity Cats weird cousin

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1052 on: April 13, 2014, 04:17:48 pm »
You get insanity.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1053 on: April 13, 2014, 04:25:57 pm »
You have to shovel up the 500-lb. dumps it takes.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1054 on: April 13, 2014, 05:31:02 pm »
You get eaten by velociraptors.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1055 on: April 13, 2014, 10:55:52 pm »
You get a speech by Richard Dawkins.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1056 on: April 14, 2014, 12:16:43 am »
You get [OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT POLITICIAN].

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1057 on: April 19, 2014, 01:03:54 pm »
A piano falls on your head.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1058 on: April 19, 2014, 03:19:51 pm »
You get sprayed in the face with a can of hairspray.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1059 on: April 19, 2014, 04:49:49 pm »
You get Santa Claus nailed to a cross.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1060 on: April 19, 2014, 07:02:42 pm »
You get Easter eggs and a ruined childhood.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1061 on: April 26, 2014, 12:22:58 pm »
You get a bunch of guys turned on by it.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1062 on: April 26, 2014, 12:26:44 pm »
You get an explosion. What the hell did you expect?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1063 on: April 29, 2014, 01:28:15 am »
You get a boot to the head for choosing an obscure pop culture reference.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1064 on: April 29, 2014, 01:29:23 am »
you get me in a good mood.

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