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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1110 on: July 14, 2014, 10:48:31 am »
You get a bunch of a white powder spilling out on your face while the machine makes lewd comments about your mother and calls you a faithless slime.

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Toddlers get too much exercise, they wouldn't make good veal.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1111 on: July 14, 2014, 03:58:38 pm »
You get Pun-Pun.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1112 on: July 14, 2014, 04:24:29 pm »
You get nostril fucked by God of War 3

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1113 on: July 14, 2014, 04:44:40 pm »
You get Conan the Barbarian.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1114 on: July 14, 2014, 05:01:57 pm »
You get a nerd who rants about how Vampires are responsible for everything.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1115 on: July 15, 2014, 04:22:04 pm »
You get a nerd who rants about how Vampires are responsible for everything.

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You get the strangest tongue piercings.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1116 on: July 15, 2014, 10:58:48 pm »
You get Dashcon 2k15!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1117 on: July 15, 2014, 11:19:21 pm »
You get a pig-nosed turtle.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1118 on: July 21, 2014, 11:43:38 pm »
such shine
wow
so gold

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1119 on: July 22, 2014, 12:30:08 am »
You get a badly-animated rabbit. (Edit: It's a South Park reference)

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1120 on: July 22, 2014, 01:13:14 pm »
You get Hirum McDaniels.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1121 on: July 22, 2014, 08:18:02 pm »
You get a pile of dirty dishes and laundry with a note saying "I was gonna get to that, like, tomorrow, I swear!"

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1122 on: July 22, 2014, 10:34:47 pm »
You get Ironbite.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1123 on: July 22, 2014, 10:45:11 pm »
You get Robot Chicken.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1124 on: September 02, 2014, 06:53:44 pm »
You get a bunch of dead bodies accompanied by shocked screaming from the fandom.

I insert bun/buns/bunself.