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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1200 on: March 15, 2015, 11:02:43 am »
You get a a bookworm of a Dalek, and his harem of cyclopean robot women.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1201 on: March 24, 2015, 03:23:42 pm »
You get a copy of the Wall Street Journal.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1202 on: March 27, 2015, 04:17:59 pm »
You get Tiktaalik.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1203 on: June 01, 2015, 01:05:07 am »
You get an angry note regarding the insertion of obscure pop culture references.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1204 on: June 01, 2015, 03:20:08 am »
An arm reaches out and slaps you for not using a condom.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1205 on: June 01, 2015, 08:53:14 am »
You get dick pics from politicians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1206 on: June 02, 2015, 11:40:58 pm »
You get a fat stack of cash. There are right now something like 28 GOP candidates running for the party's nomination. That fast stack of cash comes from the managers of other campaigns.

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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1207 on: June 04, 2015, 11:35:17 pm »
You get the Evil Jew Guy from all those racist political cartoons.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1208 on: June 07, 2015, 07:46:31 pm »
You get Bigfoot.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1209 on: June 10, 2015, 12:16:36 am »
You get this strange feeling that something is off, but you can't put your finger on it. You eventually go insane from this feeling.

I put my now violated cellphone in and walk away while flipping the machine off instead of waiting to see what comes out.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1210 on: June 20, 2015, 04:09:45 pm »
You get a brick to the back of your head for your trouble.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1211 on: July 24, 2015, 01:40:11 am »
You get a partially digested red shirt.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1212 on: July 24, 2015, 01:44:00 am »
It keeps flying back at you. Try trying to smooth it out along the side of the machine. Or see if someone around has a body brick they'll trade you.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1213 on: July 24, 2015, 02:19:29 am »
The vending machine gets explosive diarrhea.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1214 on: July 25, 2015, 07:50:00 pm »
The vending machine gets explosive diarrhea.

I insert a dose of Pepto Bismol.

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