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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1230 on: August 05, 2015, 09:04:58 pm »
You get the Flintstones' shitty pedal-powered car. 

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1231 on: August 05, 2015, 09:15:10 pm »
You get a couch! (I don't know why)


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1232 on: August 06, 2015, 02:34:16 pm »
You get Dig Dug and a Commodore 64.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1233 on: August 06, 2015, 02:35:37 pm »
You get the Killer Rabbit of Caernabog! Good luck with that.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1234 on: August 06, 2015, 03:16:41 pm »
You get the Killer Rabbit of Caernabog! Good luck with that.

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you get dyscalculia. (look it up)

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1235 on: August 08, 2015, 11:43:43 pm »
You get Donald Trump's toupee.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1236 on: August 09, 2015, 11:32:52 am »
You get Pepsi.

I insert a broken knitting needle.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1237 on: August 09, 2015, 04:35:08 pm »
You get the Shroud of Turin.

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« Last Edit: August 10, 2015, 08:03:03 pm by Damen »
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1238 on: August 10, 2015, 06:35:44 pm »
You get a car's clutch pedal.

I put in a Pepsi.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1239 on: August 10, 2015, 08:04:23 pm »
You get a bottle of coke.

I put in an aspirin.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1240 on: August 11, 2015, 04:31:03 am »
You get a bottle of coke.

I put in an aspirin.

you get suds.

i put in a hamster.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1241 on: August 14, 2015, 05:16:50 am »
You get a giant robot made out of cars. (oops, wrong post)
You get a small amount of meat.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1242 on: August 14, 2015, 11:57:08 am »
You get a giant robot made of cars.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1243 on: August 14, 2015, 06:01:21 pm »
You get an adorable little lizard.

I insert a Pokeball.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1244 on: August 14, 2015, 09:15:27 pm »
You get shocked by pikachu.

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"Fear my .45"

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