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Offline guizonde

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1245 on: August 14, 2015, 09:36:40 pm »
You get shocked by pikachu.

I insert caffeine pills.

you get caffeine bullet time.

i insert a portal.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1246 on: August 14, 2015, 11:05:35 pm »
You get the endpoint to that portal, directly above you. All the stuff that was previously inserted into the vending machine falls out of it and crushes you.

I insert the Kama Sutra.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1247 on: August 15, 2015, 07:25:19 am »
You get the endpoint to that portal, directly above you. All the stuff that was previously inserted into the vending machine falls out of it and crushes you.

I insert the Kama Sutra.

you get a stone carving of a lewd sex act.

i insert a pet rock.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1248 on: August 15, 2015, 10:08:25 am »
You get Rock Biter from Neverending Story.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1249 on: August 15, 2015, 05:55:54 pm »
You get them all back with spell check and edits.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1250 on: August 15, 2015, 07:55:01 pm »
You get a tornado with the contents of a junkyard in it.

I insert a giant robot made of cars.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1251 on: August 15, 2015, 10:19:56 pm »
You get Menasor and he's not very happy.  Well he's never very happy but you get the drift

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1252 on: August 16, 2015, 06:08:10 am »
You get Menasor and he's not very happy.  Well he's never very happy but you get the drift

Ironbite-I insert a giant robot made of planes.

you get an airbus assembly line, personnel and all.

i insert gummy bears.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1253 on: August 16, 2015, 11:21:20 am »
The vending machine looks at you and says "FUCKING REALLY?!?!"

I insert a Coke.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1254 on: August 16, 2015, 01:26:17 pm »
The vending machine looks at you and says "FUCKING REALLY?!?!"

I insert a Coke.

you get a dollar.

i insert pepto-bismol for that poor machine.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1255 on: August 17, 2015, 02:10:54 am »
You get blood.

I pocket the dollar and walk away.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1256 on: August 18, 2015, 08:22:37 am »
the machine says "feed me".

i insert a thought.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1257 on: August 18, 2015, 06:08:13 pm »
You get a horrible fanfic loosely based on that thought.

I insert a puppy.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1258 on: August 19, 2015, 02:00:06 am »
You got a blood curdling yelp followed by grinding and ripping sounds and a package of hot dogs falls in your lap.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1259 on: August 19, 2015, 05:45:55 pm »
You get something not as we know it.

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