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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1260 on: August 19, 2015, 07:06:42 pm »
You get a seal which lets out a burp and "arf"s happily.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1261 on: August 19, 2015, 07:32:35 pm »
You get a melted vending machine.  A new one has to be installed.

I insert a linoleum sample.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1262 on: August 21, 2015, 01:05:58 pm »
you get plastic explosives (detonator not included).

i insert batman.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1263 on: August 21, 2015, 10:26:23 pm »
You get Ben Affleck.

I insert a decent frozen pizza.
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Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1264 on: August 22, 2015, 01:05:14 am »
You get a Dominos pizza.

I insert used motor oil.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1265 on: August 22, 2015, 08:10:25 am »
You get a Dominos pizza.

I insert used motor oil.

you get detroit.

i insert isis (the goddess).
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1266 on: August 22, 2015, 01:27:41 pm »
You get ISIS (the terrorists), and really, were you expecting anything else?

I insert the Library of Congress.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1267 on: August 22, 2015, 10:20:56 pm »
You get Chester A. Arthur's presidential library.
The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1268 on: August 23, 2015, 12:50:30 am »
You get the same nothingness that you inserted. The vending machine looks lonely.

I insert Donald Trump.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1269 on: August 23, 2015, 02:09:10 pm »
You get a bag of hot air.


I insert a Strogg from Quake.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1270 on: August 23, 2015, 02:43:47 pm »
You get ISIS (the terrorists), and really, were you expecting anything else?

i was actually expecting a very confused lolcat.

@zygarde:

you get human meat strogg-anoff.

i insert a concert.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1271 on: August 24, 2015, 02:58:17 pm »
You get a concertina.

I insert a raggedy old blanket.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1272 on: August 24, 2015, 11:37:54 pm »
You get jumped by Linus and Snoopy trying to get their blanket back.

I insert whatever animal had to die for Donald Trump's hairpiece.
The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1273 on: August 25, 2015, 02:19:50 am »
You get a golden retriever.


I insert David Bowie's package circa Labyrinth.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1274 on: August 30, 2015, 10:38:22 pm »
You get a sexually questioning teenage boy.

I insert myself.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2015, 10:56:30 pm by Even Then »