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Offline guizonde

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1275 on: August 31, 2015, 05:16:33 am »
You get a sexually questioning teenage boy.

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you get a beer gut.

i insert a case of lukewarm beer.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1276 on: August 31, 2015, 08:47:40 am »
You get a note reading "105°(F) beer? What the hell, man?"

I insert my paycheck.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1277 on: August 31, 2015, 09:58:56 am »
You get royally pissed off when you realise you're not getting it back.

I insert a dead horse.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1278 on: August 31, 2015, 10:00:23 am »
You get royally pissed off when you realise you're not getting it back.

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you get a beating stick.

i insert a shark. an incredibly morose looking shark.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1279 on: September 01, 2015, 08:49:33 am »
You get Robert Shaw and Roy Schneider.

I insert one of the old 50s films they'd show in schools about how you're supposed to hide under your desk in the event of a nuclear bomb.

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Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1280 on: September 01, 2015, 09:40:37 am »
You get Robert Shaw and Roy Schneider.

I insert one of the old 50s films they'd show in schools about how you're supposed to hide under your desk in the event of a nuclear bomb.

you get a vault boy sporting a shit-eating grin.

i insert said shit-eating grin.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1281 on: September 01, 2015, 01:57:36 pm »
You get a punched face

I insert a sociopathic space alien with an inferiority complex.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1282 on: September 02, 2015, 01:03:48 am »
You get a Rapture Ready user.

I insert homoeroticism.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1283 on: September 02, 2015, 01:21:54 am »
you extend your thick, bulging, arms to reach do into the machine. You grasp the homoeroticism in your soft, nimble hands as you slowly move it into your mouth.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1284 on: September 02, 2015, 09:23:23 am »
You get five kilos worth of hands smacking your face.

I insert Heterosexuals Inspiring Pride.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1285 on: September 07, 2015, 06:41:41 am »
you get somebody completely missing the point.

i insert 4chan.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1286 on: September 07, 2015, 07:02:14 am »
You get a 11-year-old.

I insert a disembodied penis.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1287 on: September 07, 2015, 09:39:00 am »
You get the enraged person you took it from.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1288 on: September 07, 2015, 05:35:39 pm »
You get Fred Phelps, who was apparently too disgusting for any of the people you inserted.

I insert a lit stick of dynamite.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1289 on: September 08, 2015, 12:08:58 am »
A crazy mouse puts it in your back pocket as you walk away.

I insert a hippie van.
The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.