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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1290 on: September 08, 2015, 05:25:15 pm »
You get a talking great dane.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1291 on: September 09, 2015, 06:33:23 am »
you get a hungry godzilla.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1292 on: September 09, 2015, 06:48:08 am »
You get a mediocre beat interspersed with autotune singing.

I insert Autotune Jesus.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1293 on: September 15, 2015, 03:46:23 pm »
You get Satan playing heavy metal.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1294 on: September 15, 2015, 04:38:22 pm »
You get Satan playing heavy metal.

I insert a dead body.

you get a receipt and a robotic voice says "have a nice day".

i insert the killer of the dead body.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1295 on: September 15, 2015, 04:46:08 pm »
You get the dead body.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1296 on: September 18, 2015, 09:41:44 am »
You get John Bobbit.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1297 on: September 21, 2015, 11:59:32 pm »
You get a Frankenstein's monster composed of all of the film reels and DVD and Blu-Ray disks. It kills you.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1298 on: September 22, 2015, 02:39:55 am »
You get The Discourse. My condolences.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1299 on: September 22, 2015, 02:52:51 am »
You get a creepypasta.

I insert the dead pig that David Cameron allegedly fucked.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1300 on: September 22, 2015, 06:16:36 am »
You get Miss Piggy.

I insert a bunch of wasted potential.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1301 on: September 22, 2015, 08:08:27 am »
The government thinks you're a public school and cuts your funding.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1302 on: September 22, 2015, 02:05:55 pm »
You get a screaming woman tied to the railroad tracks.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1303 on: September 22, 2015, 06:12:18 pm »
You get hit with a Whirling Dervish by the Vaudvillians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1304 on: September 22, 2015, 06:21:09 pm »
You get laid.

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