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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1305 on: September 22, 2015, 06:22:15 pm »
You get the heat death of the universe from the quantum singularity that powers me.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1306 on: September 22, 2015, 06:28:18 pm »
You get a shitty movie.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1307 on: September 23, 2015, 12:34:35 pm »
You get a shitty movie, a sequel, an at best meh show, and 2 spinoffs.

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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1308 on: September 26, 2015, 11:12:11 am »
You get a box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1309 on: September 26, 2015, 11:49:45 am »
You get a box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.

I insert Richard Nixon.

you get a scandal.

i insert a sandal, not a scandal.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1310 on: September 26, 2015, 02:43:31 pm »
You get 352 million tons of sand.


I insert the concept of the color silver.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1311 on: September 26, 2015, 10:45:47 pm »
You get a box of 64 Crayolas.

I insert 5 tumblrinas.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1312 on: September 27, 2015, 12:50:08 am »
You get 57 different sets of pronouns for all of their headmates.

I insert a Triceratops.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1313 on: September 27, 2015, 01:25:56 am »
You get a beipiaosaurus (specifically, B. Inexpectus).


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1314 on: September 27, 2015, 08:31:23 am »
you get shades  8). (sorry, couldn't resist).

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1315 on: February 09, 2016, 01:26:08 am »
You get a guitar covered in blue paint.

I insert Donald Trump.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1316 on: February 09, 2016, 08:11:07 am »
You get the parasitic growth atop his head.

I insert every media iteration of Lucifer, including the crime-procedural version currently on Fox.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1317 on: February 09, 2016, 01:11:22 pm »
You get people who worship Lucifer as the bringer of free will unto mankind.

I insert a Nice Guy (tm).

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1318 on: February 09, 2016, 03:56:26 pm »
You get a whiny little bitch who thinks he's entitled to everything...oh wait, it was the same guy you put in.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1319 on: February 09, 2016, 05:03:10 pm »
You get a mailbox full of poo.

I insert $1 million.
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