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Art Vandelay

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1350 on: March 20, 2017, 03:57:12 am »
Yo get 200 cassette tapes.

I insert 25 megalitres of black waste water.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1351 on: March 23, 2017, 09:05:36 pm »
You get a giant mutant trout.

I insert my dick.

pyro

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1352 on: March 24, 2017, 09:31:10 am »
You get an orgasm.

I insert a water bottle.

Art Vandelay

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1353 on: March 24, 2017, 09:58:20 am »
You get a repair bill for one water damaged vending machine.

I insert a pair of used panties.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1354 on: March 24, 2017, 10:39:49 am »
You get slapped by an irate schoolgirl who looks like she's 21 but really only 15.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1355 on: March 24, 2017, 11:50:44 pm »
You get a burrito.

I insert a Bible.

pyro

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1356 on: March 25, 2017, 12:18:52 am »
You get a koran

I insert cannabis

Art Vandelay

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1357 on: March 25, 2017, 12:34:37 am »
You get cantabis, cannabis's less motivated cousin.

I insert a jar of my taint sweat.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1358 on: March 25, 2017, 10:07:54 am »
You get a hazmat team.

I insert Uranus.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1359 on: March 25, 2017, 08:22:14 pm »
You get an asteroid lodged in Uranus.

I insert a 30 year old Hot Wheels toy car.
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Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1360 on: March 26, 2017, 01:49:30 am »
You get an asteroid lodged in Uranus.

I insert a 30 year old Hot Wheels toy car.

You get a matchbox car.

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Art Vandelay

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1361 on: March 26, 2017, 02:24:04 am »
You get enough obscure references to buy one whole weed.

I insert a handful of dog hair.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1362 on: March 26, 2017, 08:57:17 am »
You get a small (100 ml) bottle of Smirnoff vodka.

I insert a tiny, but fully detailed and intricate model of a T-34 tank.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1363 on: March 26, 2017, 01:38:40 pm »
You get run over by a real T-34 tank.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1364 on: March 27, 2017, 10:13:30 am »
You get my dog.

I insert a family portrait from 1986.
The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.