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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2012, 06:46:56 pm »
You get a Protoss Pylon.

I insert Vespene Gas.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2012, 07:42:13 pm »
You get a Firebat

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2012, 03:51:36 am »
You get Voltron.

I insert a bag of holding.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2012, 06:52:50 am »
You get a rift to the Astral Plane.

I insert a holy longsword +5.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2012, 07:33:40 pm »
You get the Cursed Shield.

I insert a sunflower.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2012, 07:39:13 pm »
You get back this sunflower that now wants to kill you.

I insert my eyelash.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2012, 08:35:15 pm »
You get an eyeball.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2012, 09:23:37 pm »
You get your ex. She looks pissed.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2012, 09:45:33 pm »
You get Julianne Moore with a camera.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #69 on: March 21, 2012, 02:02:33 am »
You get a note written in extremely tiny print. Peering closer, you find that it reads: "I prepared Explosive Runes today."

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #70 on: March 21, 2012, 03:29:50 am »
You receive a quill and a life sentence for murder.

I insert the entire Andromeda galaxy.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #71 on: March 21, 2012, 03:32:48 am »
You receive a quill and a life sentence for murder.

I insert the entire Andromeda galaxy.

You get a milky way bar

I throw Glenn Beck's sorry ass into the machine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #72 on: March 21, 2012, 05:19:56 am »
You receive Glenn Beck's ass, and only his ass.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #73 on: March 21, 2012, 02:14:50 pm »
You receive Glenn Beck's ass, and only his ass.

I insert forceps.

You get a crab's claw.  Peench.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #74 on: March 21, 2012, 07:15:45 pm »
You get a liiiiiight bulb!

I insert a chair.
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