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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #90 on: March 23, 2012, 08:32:02 pm »
You get a man ranting about how all policemen are corrupt thugs.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #91 on: March 23, 2012, 09:20:24 pm »
You get missingno.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #92 on: March 25, 2012, 09:19:05 pm »
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2012, 10:18:48 pm »
You get an abacus.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #94 on: March 26, 2012, 01:04:34 am »
You get a +5 Shortsword of Dragon Sexing.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #95 on: March 26, 2012, 01:44:09 am »
You give a pile of money covered in an even bigger pile of bullshit.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #96 on: March 26, 2012, 03:37:06 am »
You get an indigenous population and some social problems.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #97 on: March 26, 2012, 07:10:48 am »
You get the Guinness that used to be in the can. But no can to carry it in.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #98 on: March 26, 2012, 08:20:06 am »
You get the Guinness that used to be in the can. But no can to carry it in.

I insert a buste VCR.

You get a busted Betamax player.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #99 on: March 26, 2012, 06:44:36 pm »
You get the Guinness that used to be in the can. But no can to carry it in.

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You get a busted Betamax player.

I insert a rainbow.

You get the lovechild of Rainbow Dash and Derpy Hooves.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #100 on: March 26, 2012, 06:52:32 pm »
You get Bowser


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2012, 08:34:12 pm »
You get a White Walrus eating a Glass Onion.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #102 on: March 26, 2012, 09:15:03 pm »
You get a pan made of dried, used chewing gum.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #103 on: March 26, 2012, 09:19:38 pm »
You get back a thank-you note, signed by the original vending machine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #104 on: March 26, 2012, 09:55:22 pm »
You get back a thank-you note, signed by the original vending machine.

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You get a D-

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