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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #105 on: March 27, 2012, 02:45:26 am »
You get a haystacki.

I insert 42.
Part wolf, part pirate.



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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #106 on: March 27, 2012, 08:16:45 pm »
You get The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I insert the Excalipoor.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #107 on: March 27, 2012, 09:28:12 pm »
You get Excalibat.

I insert Cujo.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #108 on: March 27, 2012, 09:45:18 pm »
You get Rabies.

I insert a leather jacket.

You get a pan made of dried, used chewing gum.

Hey, it will probably work better than my pan did. I’ll take that.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #109 on: March 28, 2012, 05:03:21 am »
You get a kick ass female terminator with a scary robot face.

I insert a hairy caterpillar.
Part wolf, part pirate.



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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #110 on: March 28, 2012, 09:24:16 am »
You get back a hungry, hungry caterpillar.

I insert my nostril.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #111 on: March 28, 2012, 10:13:28 am »
You get Sunshine In a Bag

I insert a soccer ball

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #112 on: March 28, 2012, 01:40:14 pm »
You get an angry soccer fan whose team has just lost the World Cup.

I insert a Pepto Bismol tablet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #113 on: March 28, 2012, 02:21:51 pm »
You get nausea, heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion, and diarrhea.

I insert CreepyUncannyValleyHuman!Beast from Beauty and the Beast into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #114 on: March 28, 2012, 02:34:54 pm »
You get SCP-682 and he's not looking to happy.

Ironbite-I insert SCP-076-1

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #115 on: March 31, 2012, 09:25:05 pm »
You get SCP-076-2.

I insert SCP-4445
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #116 on: March 31, 2012, 10:18:37 pm »
You get a fist to the face...in 5 years.

Ironbite-I insert an Ark of the Covenant.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #117 on: April 01, 2012, 11:13:42 am »
You get a melted face and a few shards of skull.

I insert a Fluttershy toy.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #118 on: April 01, 2012, 12:59:05 pm »
You get a melted face and a few shards of skull.

I insert a Fluttershy toy.

You get an angry Fluttershy

I insert a nuclear rod.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #119 on: April 02, 2012, 04:36:36 am »
You get a Fatman Bomb.

I insert a duckroll.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?