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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #150 on: May 04, 2012, 02:23:20 am »
You get bling. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_%22Slim%22_Williams

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #151 on: May 07, 2012, 07:29:52 pm »
You get a suit of armor made of lint.

I put in chocolate pudding with gummy worms.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2012, 11:09:15 pm »
You get a suit of armor made of lint.

I put in chocolate pudding with gummy worms.

You get vanilla pudding with real worms

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #153 on: May 08, 2012, 02:59:24 am »
You get Harmony - but it is jaded...

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #154 on: May 08, 2012, 07:16:34 pm »
You get the communist manifesto.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #155 on: May 08, 2012, 08:05:02 pm »
You get a painted pony on the Spinning Wheel Ride.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #156 on: May 08, 2012, 09:18:22 pm »
You get nothing in return!  Have fun being naked!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #157 on: May 08, 2012, 09:24:21 pm »
You get a plain golden ring and a sense of foreboding doom.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #158 on: May 08, 2012, 10:02:38 pm »
You get nothing in return!  Have fun being naked!

Oh, don’t you know I will!

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You get Excalibur from Arthurian Legend.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #159 on: May 08, 2012, 10:27:52 pm »
You get a cardboard pizza box with no pizza.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #160 on: May 08, 2012, 11:21:26 pm »


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #161 on: May 09, 2012, 03:52:58 am »
You get Germaine Greer.

I insert Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #162 on: May 09, 2012, 04:58:18 pm »
You get a guy wearing a bedsheet ghost outfit.

I insert the Giant Space Turtle that carries the Earth on its back.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #163 on: May 09, 2012, 06:24:56 pm »
You get the Giant Space Turtle that Carries the Giant Space Turtle that Carries the Earth on its Back. (Turtles all the way down, mate.)

I insert a glass of grape juice.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #164 on: May 09, 2012, 08:14:20 pm »
You get a black person who gives you a glass of grape drank.

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