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Offline Saturn500

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #180 on: May 15, 2012, 04:57:45 pm »
What you get cannot be said in polite company, but it sounds kind of like phoenix, and is ten feet long.

I insert a crab omelette.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #181 on: May 15, 2012, 07:43:44 pm »
You get alien crabs.

I insert space beer.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #182 on: May 18, 2012, 11:50:32 am »
You get alien crabs.

I insert space beer.

You get space beer shits.

I insert a nice bit of falafel.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #183 on: May 18, 2012, 08:03:15 pm »
You get Fawful, the grammatically-challenged Mario villain

I insert the entire Westboro Baptist Church. Not any of the people - the physical church itself.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #184 on: May 18, 2012, 08:30:46 pm »
You get a different suburban household.

I insert the WBC website http://www.godhatesfags.com/index.html


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #185 on: May 18, 2012, 09:46:50 pm »
You get an amalgam of Stormfront, Conservapedia, and Rapture Ready.

I insert Hanako.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #186 on: May 19, 2012, 01:48:18 pm »
You get back an angry Hisao who wants to club you for potentially hurting her.

I insert Spyro the dragon.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #187 on: May 19, 2012, 04:28:28 pm »
You get three of him. You are only allowed to like one. You must hate the other two with a burning passion.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #188 on: May 19, 2012, 07:46:21 pm »
You get a babby.

I insert a swimming pool full of semen.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #189 on: May 19, 2012, 08:41:32 pm »
The machine gives you a look of confused disgust and gives you a swimming pool full of pollen.

I insert the swimming pool full of pollen.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #190 on: May 20, 2012, 06:51:37 am »
The machine spits a pool-load of semen at you.

I insert YTMND.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #191 on: May 20, 2012, 08:07:29 pm »
You get a paper with this link written on it: http://lindsaylohannekkid.ytmnd.com/

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #192 on: May 20, 2012, 08:16:05 pm »
You get this: http://chiyodadcongress.ytmnd.com/

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #193 on: May 22, 2012, 04:18:44 am »
You get a glob of wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

I insert a penguin turd embedded in a lump of lard.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #194 on: May 22, 2012, 05:49:27 am »
You get a polished Prinny statue...made out of turd. Shiny, but really stinks.

I insert a CD containing the song "Auld Lang Syne".
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?