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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #195 on: May 22, 2012, 12:48:32 pm »
You get a bunch of drunken parents. Including yours.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #196 on: May 22, 2012, 01:23:50 pm »
You get a headache... and the machine isn't gonna give the aspirin back to you anytime soon.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #197 on: May 22, 2012, 02:21:15 pm »
You get a headache... and the machine isn't gonna give the aspirin back to you anytime soon.

I insert the book of Revelation.

You get this song:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bDg7n-chhU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bDg7n-chhU</a>

I insert a Double Saber from Phantasy Star Online
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #198 on: May 22, 2012, 08:57:02 pm »
You get cut in half by the top half of Darth Maul.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #199 on: May 22, 2012, 09:02:07 pm »
You get a fundie preacher.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #200 on: May 22, 2012, 10:50:00 pm »
You get a combustible lemon powered by a homicidal AI.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #201 on: May 22, 2012, 10:54:13 pm »
You get a can of Conversion Gel.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #202 on: May 22, 2012, 11:37:33 pm »
You get Chell.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #203 on: May 23, 2012, 12:20:21 pm »
You get two naked women who proceed to do things that make you vomit.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #204 on: May 23, 2012, 01:09:52 pm »
You get war, and as you know: war, war never changes.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #205 on: May 23, 2012, 02:52:05 pm »
You get war, and as you know: war, war never changes.

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Fact: You get the Fact Core, who is always 100% Correct.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #206 on: May 23, 2012, 03:34:52 pm »
You get General Tullius screaming in your face and demanding your head.

I insert a ball of fucks.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #207 on: May 23, 2012, 11:08:28 pm »
You get General Tullius screaming in your face and demanding your head.

I insert a ball of fucks.

You get an achievement: "Gave a fuck."

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #208 on: May 23, 2012, 11:26:46 pm »
You get an invincible robot lady.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #209 on: May 24, 2012, 02:53:25 am »
You get the photos back, framed. However, the photos have been inserted in the frames ass backwards. You need to go to the 'wishes will be corrupted' thread to sort this out.

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