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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #225 on: May 29, 2012, 07:03:53 am »
You get a moderately clear-headed crustacean.

I insert a box of multi-grain cereal.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #226 on: May 29, 2012, 07:41:53 am »
You get a moderately clear-headed crustacean.

I insert a box of multi-grain cereal.

You get cardboard shavings.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #227 on: May 29, 2012, 08:14:57 am »
The vending machine is totaly confused and you get Papa Smurf.

I insert pi (as in 3.14158 etc., etc.).
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #228 on: May 29, 2012, 02:59:56 pm »
You get The Pi Song

I insert The Lion King.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #229 on: May 29, 2012, 03:47:43 pm »
You get a guy who comes out screaming "NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABANants ingonyama bagithi Baba!"

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #230 on: May 30, 2012, 06:20:46 pm »
You get a guy who comes out screaming "NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABANants ingonyama bagithi Baba!"

Ironbite-I insert a Deck of Many Things.

You get a Tarot Card pack, with every card being "The Fool"

I insert Arnold from Hey Arnold
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #231 on: May 30, 2012, 07:14:26 pm »
You get a football.

I insert some Ahi-Dijon Jicama Dickables http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-H1JTWXhKU


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #232 on: May 31, 2012, 11:33:22 am »
You get a hot debate concerning the practice of using the precise middle of a Youtube video for determining the thumbnail.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #233 on: May 31, 2012, 12:17:55 pm »
You get a thingamajig.

I insert an Aerial Faith Plate.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #234 on: June 01, 2012, 01:19:01 am »
You get a trampoline.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #235 on: June 01, 2012, 09:22:28 am »
You get a clock tower.

I insert your mom.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #236 on: June 01, 2012, 09:38:41 am »
You get a bad knee.

I insert some iced green tea.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #237 on: June 01, 2012, 08:46:50 pm »
You get green eggs and ham.

I insert my headache
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Re: Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #238 on: June 02, 2012, 06:16:33 pm »
You get green eggs and ham.

I insert my headache

You get gnomes hammering on your skull.

I insert a Greyhound blue bus. (Power and Wifi included on those buses)
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #239 on: June 02, 2012, 06:50:53 pm »
You get a broken down Continental Trailways bus.

I insert two fingers of Jack Daniels.
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