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Offline Saturn500

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #270 on: June 21, 2012, 07:09:42 pm »
You get Iron Man

I insert My Immortal (the fanfic, not the band)


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #271 on: June 21, 2012, 08:30:14 pm »
You get two students going sexily to Potionz class.

I insert a bunch of porn stars.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #272 on: June 21, 2012, 09:10:37 pm »
You get a bunch of Pawn Stars.

I insert a pun.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #273 on: June 22, 2012, 04:26:12 am »
You get a bunch of Pawn Stars.

I insert a pun.

You get a sarcastic quip

I insert a Pathfinder Monster Manual
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #274 on: June 22, 2012, 06:58:36 am »
You get a disgruntled red dragon carrying a copy of Pathfinder Bestiary 2.

I insert Shinji Ikari.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #275 on: June 22, 2012, 09:23:52 am »
You get a bunch of whining.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #276 on: June 23, 2012, 04:33:49 am »
You get a large number of dead politicians. They appear to have been sat on.

I insert the machine into itself.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #277 on: June 23, 2012, 09:26:11 am »
You get a copy of Inception on DVD

I insert Dr. Tran.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #278 on: July 18, 2012, 03:09:58 pm »
You get a cup of hickory smoked horse buttholes.

I insert Oregon.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #279 on: July 18, 2012, 04:59:50 pm »
You get dysentery.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #280 on: July 18, 2012, 06:57:07 pm »
You get a bloody knife with Mark Zuckerberg's fingerprints all over it.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #281 on: July 18, 2012, 08:03:15 pm »
You get a bloody orca riddled with bullet holes.

I insert a NOAA weather alert radio.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #282 on: July 19, 2012, 05:33:11 pm »
You get an F6 tornado.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #283 on: July 23, 2012, 12:45:47 am »
You get a small bottle of Distilled Batshittery (Cherry Flavored).

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #284 on: July 23, 2012, 02:00:31 am »
You get a full copy of your brain.


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