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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #375 on: October 04, 2012, 09:23:47 pm »
You get frostbite.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #376 on: October 07, 2012, 06:21:28 pm »
You get YouTube videos of people beating games quickly on one play through.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #377 on: October 07, 2012, 06:31:20 pm »
You get a talking Chihuahua.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #378 on: October 08, 2012, 10:14:00 am »
You get a grain of sand.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #379 on: October 09, 2012, 02:55:39 am »
You get Vladimir Putin.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #380 on: October 10, 2012, 01:49:11 pm »
You get a puddle of santorum.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #381 on: October 10, 2012, 01:52:08 pm »
You get arrested for possession.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #382 on: October 10, 2012, 09:17:09 pm »
You get crappy watered down American Chinese food.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #383 on: October 10, 2012, 10:01:05 pm »
You get a small island in the pacific inhabited by three Panamanian former crew members, a tiny boat originally belonging to a container ship before an unexplained onboard explosion, and the ravaged corpse of another crew member that they ate for sustenance, before realising that several large cases of food had washed ashore.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #384 on: October 10, 2012, 10:19:58 pm »
You get a a toilet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #385 on: October 11, 2012, 08:44:13 am »
You get 80's psuedopunk band Blondie.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #386 on: October 11, 2012, 08:52:26 am »
You get the animal it was modeled on.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #387 on: October 12, 2012, 08:46:44 am »
You get five aging hippies on acid.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #388 on: October 12, 2012, 10:39:53 pm »
You get an everlasting gobstopper.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #389 on: October 14, 2012, 05:26:38 pm »
And we're back to a blonde wig.

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The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.