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Offline davedan

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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2012, 02:37:12 am »
Bitch, you couldn't bench press a compsognathus.

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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2012, 03:39:47 am »
Ok can someone tell me where the hell people come up with names for fonts?

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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2012, 04:29:37 am »
The person who designs the specific font, I would imagine.
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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2012, 05:00:41 am »
Family lost a 30 year old ash tree in a storm last summer. It fell away from our property and landed on the neighbors’ house. Scraped some siding off. What do you suppose I should make of that?
They were wearing clothes mad of mixed fibers?
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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2012, 09:01:09 am »


Anyway, that obviously wasn't God. It was an elaborate prank set up by Satan. See, you were obviously grateful that the tree didn't cause any real damage, so that means you were turning away from God by being grateful to Satan. It was a test by God, like Job, to see if you would be grateful to the right person. Or something. /fundie

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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2012, 05:32:00 am »
Bummer my cell back then didn't have a camera, but years ago a storm blew through here.  The next day, on the way to work, I passed 2 or 3 churches that were damaged by the storm, and a porn store (on the same street) that wasn't even nicked.  I'd love to pots that pic every time someone tried one of their so-called proofs.

I do remember pointing this out when our dear friend Carico brought up the, "Wrath of God."  Come to think of it, she didn't have an answer for the church nearly losing its roof and walls but Inserrection not suffering a scratch.
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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2012, 10:48:45 pm »
There's a certain branch on a certain tree in my backyard. It snapped off and has been hanging on another branch since last year.

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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2012, 02:40:41 pm »
Family lost a 30 year old ash tree in a storm last summer. It fell away from our property and landed on the neighbors’ house. Scraped some siding off. What do you suppose I should make of that?
They were wearing clothes mad of mixed fibers?

I bet they were. The heathens.
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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2012, 07:52:28 am »
About 2 years ago the massive tree in our backyard had a large branch that looked like it was going to fall and damage our neighbors shed, so my dad cut the tree down. Where is your god now?
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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2012, 09:18:12 am »
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Re: Definitive Proof of GOD
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2012, 02:11:56 am »
Welcome back, thread.
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