In class today, a girl started closing the blinds so we could better the screen at the front of the room, and the professor mentioned, "Yeah, close the ones beside me, too, I think J is out there stalking me." The whole class laughed, but it's true. This student, J, follows the professor everywhere and almost always talks to him in a Darth Vader voice (I have no idea). Just...why? This professor's super popular and busy all the time, and you're going to follow him around like a creepy fuck and further complicate things? Gah.
Also, there is a girl to my left violently hitting her laptop every now and then.