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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #211 on: May 29, 2012, 05:16:01 pm »
Voting for Willis. The silence is suspicious...
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #212 on: May 29, 2012, 09:06:54 pm »
Not again how many times do I have to die in this game?

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #213 on: May 30, 2012, 08:04:52 pm »
So, I hate to nag, but the game's still going and Willis and Jack have yet to vote. So, if no one else votes by 12:01 AM Wednesday (EST -5) then Willis will be a goner....
« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 08:11:08 pm by QueenofHearts »

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #214 on: May 30, 2012, 08:08:34 pm »
I almost feel bad doing this but... I'm voting for Willis. Methinks he doth protest too much.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #215 on: May 30, 2012, 10:02:17 pm »
Mlle Antéchrist

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #216 on: May 31, 2012, 02:59:31 am »
Willis!
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #217 on: May 31, 2012, 04:48:48 am »
The members of FSTDTville encircle Willis suspecting him to be the Mafia, beat him and hang him. Upon searching through his house for possible evidence (postmortem of course) they find a shady looking box that is locked. Figuring it may prove Willis' Mafia past, they take the box and spend the day breaking it open. Inside, they find an officer's badge and documents of Willis' accomplishments at the town police academy. The citizens gasp in horror as they realize Willis was not a member of the Mafia but the town cop whose goal it was to find the Mafioso before it was too late, which it may be...

TL;DR: The town dun goofed and lynched Willis the Cop

It is now night time in FSTDTville.

The game will be over if the Mafioso PMs me the name of either citizen before tomorrow.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #218 on: May 31, 2012, 07:40:05 am »
-middle finger of the dead-
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #219 on: May 31, 2012, 10:56:30 am »
I died again FUCK!

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #220 on: May 31, 2012, 08:20:40 pm »
In the middle of the night, the mafia has decided to strike again. They sneak into Jack Bauer's house completely undetected to find him having a buffalo bill moment (complete with the mirror and the "would you fuck me, I'd fuck me"). Un-phased, the mafioso continues their hit. They slip a roofie into Jack's cosmopolitan and sit back, hidden in the room watching and waiting until Jack drinks it down. Shortly after Jack finishes it, he realizes something is wrong and rushes to call the ambulance. The masked mafioso jumps out grabbing Jack by his garters and a fight ensues. Jack is easily defeated; knocked out by a slap to the face.

The Mafioso, still masked, drags Jacks body to the ocean to begin the the final phase of their plan. The leave him on a raft and push it off into the sea. Hours later, Jack awakens unsure of what happened the night before only to find a block of cement attached to his ankles. He tries to untie it, but he can not. Scared, he starts looking for boats and eventually sees a helicopter. He tries to wave down the helicopter and is happy to see it lowering a boat into the water to pick him up. That is, until he sees the helicopter's operator is the same masked assassin from last night. He looks in the boat and sees its a speed boat being piloted by none other than a drunken Kiefer Sutherland (yes, he's a member of FSTDTville). The drunken Kiefer Sutherland starts the boat, driving it full speed into Jack's raft. Jack's raft is destroyed and he sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

The Mafioso not to take any chances, drops a nuke in the same spot Jack sank in from the helicopter while flying off to ensure their victory. In the helicopter the Mafioso takes off their mask revealing themselves to be none other than Mlle Antéchrist.

TL;DR: Mlle Antéchrist the Mafioso killed Jack Bauer in the night.

The game is over.

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #221 on: May 31, 2012, 08:26:47 pm »
I have died every round of this game how is that possible?

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #222 on: May 31, 2012, 08:29:57 pm »
I win, bitches!

I have died every round of this game how is that possible?

It's more likely to die than not to.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #223 on: May 31, 2012, 08:46:36 pm »
-ahem- Shall I take control of the GM position once again?

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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #224 on: May 31, 2012, 09:37:34 pm »
Oh yes werewolves you can pretty much count me in if i can become a blood thirsty howling beast of the night hellbent on finding its prey and I should shut up before this goes into my weird fetish.