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Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« on: April 21, 2012, 07:29:57 am »
It grieves me to say that, yes, it is possible.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE</a>


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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2012, 07:40:13 am »
Don't hate. You jus jelly.
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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2012, 09:43:29 am »
This has to be a joke. HAS TO. For the sake of my sanity.
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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2012, 01:02:30 pm »
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Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor.

From the youtube description. Even the producers want nothing to do with it. Also this "song" is being sold on iTunes - LOL!
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Corinthians 13: 4-7

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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2012, 01:23:25 pm »
It grieves me to say that, yes, it is possible.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE</a>
Well it's certainly no 3 Second Rule:
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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2012, 03:29:21 pm »
What the fuck did I just listen to.

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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2012, 10:13:57 pm »
The only logical conclusion I can reach is that this video is supposed to make as many people as possible want to punch those two tone-deaf bimbos in the face. Nothing else makes sense.

That said, if you watch the video on Youtube, you'll see a rather interesting documentary on Russian prisons in the suggested videos section.
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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2012, 10:25:44 pm »
I bet they're gonna have lots of fun in school. Similar to what Rebecca Black experienced, but much worse.
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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2012, 01:52:51 pm »
Trolling. Has to be. No one is accidentally that bad.

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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2012, 02:00:13 pm »
I knew I was going to regret clicking on the play button.

Why, oh why, did they have to film that mere blocks from where I live!?
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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2012, 03:39:12 pm »
Please be trollin'. Please.

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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2012, 03:50:09 pm »
Well I'm going to shoot those two. Excuse me
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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2012, 03:54:53 pm »
Made it halfway.

The musicianship isn't hugely terrible (I've heard far worse), but my god, those vocals almost hurt.
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2012, 06:58:28 am »


They can't be serious.

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Re: Out Blacking Rebecca Black
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2012, 07:07:14 am »
I personally like the lyric "I got the look, i got the butt, but those things dont make me a *slut*. boys call me stuck up, girls call me conceited, on behalf of all hot girls those comments aren't needed"
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