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« on: January 06, 2012, 08:02:07 pm »
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Town of bacon, prostitution, seedy loan offices, and a lone sheep.


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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 08:10:25 pm »
Unfortunately, Baconport is no longer the tropical paradise it once was. Seems that carrying the map over to 1.0 changed the biome to a snow one.
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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 08:13:24 pm »
Unfortunately, Baconport is no longer the tropical paradise it once was. Seems that carrying the map over to 1.0 changed the biome to a snow one.

Snowmen have infested it, anywhere a snowmen walks, it drops snow.....I think.

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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 08:41:00 pm »
Unfortunately, Baconport is no longer the tropical paradise it once was. Seems that carrying the map over to 1.0 changed the biome to a snow one.

Snowmen have infested it, anywhere a snowmen walks, it drops snow.....I think.

They do, but the ocean is also partially frozen. And snowman trails would disappear pretty quickly in a warmer biome.
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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 08:40:49 pm »
I'm interested in learning how to do all the cool stuff with redstone. Anyone got any advice?

Plus we need a group project for Baconport. Any ideas?
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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2012, 09:24:21 pm »
A minecart subway, perhaps?  That goes to each building?

You're free to destroy my portal and secret basement to do so, just leave my entrance intact XD
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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2012, 09:26:53 pm »
I LIKE the idea of a Baconport Mass Transit.
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FSTDTcraft - Now with 20% more bad puns!
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2012, 03:14:47 pm »
Old Thread

Okay, here's the shakedown. Try connecting to dickfingers.tk or ask me for the IP. Otend does not talk about the mafia anymore. If you spawn Creepers or Endermen with spawn eggs I will spam your e-mail inbox with piccolo dicks.

Have fun.
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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2012, 12:38:17 am »
I like the idea of an airport. A massive airport. With groping stations and flying Greyhounds and baggage losing machines and all!

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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2012, 12:47:52 am »
I'm tempted to join and form a 200 x 200 pyramid with burial chambers and all.

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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2012, 03:33:12 am »
New construction at the Land of Sandman.

* Giant Tower of Evil
* Underbacon (reached by going down the Giant Tower of Evil)
* Giant Crater
* Crater house
* Powered minecart subway connection many parts of the complex.

I would post pics but I'm not entirely sure how to take screenies in MC. I know, I'm a dullard.
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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2012, 03:43:15 am »
Sandman - Screenshots are F2.
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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2012, 04:11:07 am »
Also, F1 will hide the HUD and F11 is fullscreen. Very useful when taking screenshots.

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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2012, 04:39:39 am »
I would post pics but I'm not entirely sure how to take screenies in MC. I know, I'm a dullard.
I'm guessing it's however you did it when you posted pics of your giant Sandman statue back on the proboards forum.

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Re: FSTDTcraft
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2012, 01:00:50 pm »
I didn't post those. Your memory is faulty.
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