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Offline sandman

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Stay Classy, Mitt
« on: May 08, 2012, 10:25:21 am »
OK, I haven't had much strength lately, so I haven't been very active, but sometimes you just have to step up and say something.

Mitt Romney came to Cleveland yesterday and spoke at a small company about a mile from my house called Stamco. Fine. Getting on the old campaign trail is fine.

What is not "fine" is the fact that in his speech, Mitt declared that he deserved the credit for the recovery of the auto industry in Michigan. I'm not joking. The man who stated that "GM should be allowed to go bankrupt" claims that he deserves "a lot" of the credit for the resurgence of GM and other US automakers.

Mitt, if you are going to START your campaign with such a glaringly obvious, provable, self-serving, revisionist lie, what are we to expect from the next six months?
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2012, 10:28:15 am »
I'm glad you still have the energy to come on once in a while.
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2012, 10:30:07 am »
Nice to see you, Sandman! In honor of this occasion, I have something old and beaten, let's see...


There you have it, my 500th post, and it's degrading things to Nazi comparisons. Enjoy the veal, folks!

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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2012, 12:27:53 pm »
To be fair, e13, the republicans do seem to have mouthpieces that would make Goebbels proud.

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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2012, 12:49:02 pm »
Yeah that's the new strategy going.  Take credit for everything even if you said the opposite.

Ironbite-especially if you said the opposite.

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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2012, 12:50:55 pm »
Sandman! ^_^

Also, I'm honestly not surprised.  Like Ibby said, they seem to be trying to deploy the tactic of "claim credit for anything good that happened even if you were against it".
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2012, 03:44:57 pm »
OK. Until this point, I had considered myself a "probable" Obama voter. Now, it's pretty much definitive.

If Mitt Romney had been in Congress at the time, or governor of Michigan, I just might have let this pass. But there is no way to support this statement. That he is willing to say such a bold-faced lie makes him completely eligible.
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2012, 04:42:23 pm »
The Republican Party and the Nazi Party have quite a lot in common.

Both are currently based on the principles of white supremacy, both have arisen into a feverish rush of activity in a bad economic time, and they're both led by madmen who like to point to boogiemen. With Hitler, it was the Jews. With Romney / Rush / Grover, its the communists, or the "progressive agenda".

They repeat a million lies, and wish to indoctrinate the youth. Hitler had his Hitlerjugend. With the Republicans, they're using a magazine and private schools sponsored by churches.

They would like you to believe that Germany / America is the very best country in the world, filled with the best people. Any unpatriotic viewpoints not supported by the Party are quickly quashed, either with more propaganda and hateful speech, or with certainly more vile means commonly used by the Nazi regime.

In some ways, we have been transported back to the 1930s. It is up to the modern man today if we elect Adolf Hitler or not.
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2012, 04:44:19 pm »
I would have gone out with a loud speaker and shouted, "CITATION NEEDED!"
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2012, 06:01:29 pm »
The Republican Party and the Nazi Party have quite a lot in common.

Both are currently based on the principles of white supremacy, both have arisen into a feverish rush of activity in a bad economic time, and they're both led by madmen who like to point to boogiemen. With Hitler, it was the Jews. With Romney / Rush / Grover, its the communists, or the "progressive agenda".

They repeat a million lies, and wish to indoctrinate the youth. Hitler had his Hitlerjugend. With the Republicans, they're using a magazine and private schools sponsored by churches.

They would like you to believe that Germany / America is the very best country in the world, filled with the best people. Any unpatriotic viewpoints not supported by the Party are quickly quashed, either with more propaganda and hateful speech, or with certainly more vile means commonly used by the Nazi regime.

In some ways, we have been transported back to the 1930s. It is up to the modern man today if we elect Adolf Hitler or not.

I wish I could tell you that your making just pulling a baseless Godwin... I wish.
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2012, 06:07:30 pm »
The Republican Party and the Nazi Party have quite a lot in common.

Both are currently based on the principles of white supremacy, both have arisen into a feverish rush of activity in a bad economic time, and they're both led by madmen who like to point to boogiemen. With Hitler, it was the Jews. With Romney / Rush / Grover, its the communists, or the "progressive agenda".

They repeat a million lies, and wish to indoctrinate the youth. Hitler had his Hitlerjugend. With the Republicans, they're using a magazine and private schools sponsored by churches.

They would like you to believe that Germany / America is the very best country in the world, filled with the best people. Any unpatriotic viewpoints not supported by the Party are quickly quashed, either with more propaganda and hateful speech, or with certainly more vile means commonly used by the Nazi regime.

In some ways, we have been transported back to the 1930s. It is up to the modern man today if we elect Adolf Hitler or not.

I wish I could tell you that your making just pulling a baseless Godwin... I wish.
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2012, 11:50:21 pm »
Good to see you, Sandy! Hope you start getting stronger!
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Re: Stay Classy, Mitt
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2012, 08:44:59 pm »
It's good to see you posting again Sandman! Hope you are doing well. :)
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