I move out of that area of Kansas and now fun things happen? Goddamn it.
Somehow I think I know why their furniture store failed. You disrespect your customers that much, they're generally not going to want to shop at your store.
Of course, the fact that an IKEA (AKA, one of the most LGBT-friendly companies operating in the US) opened about 45 minutes away from that store sure as hell doesn't help.