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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2012, 07:47:20 pm »
There are reports of people putting bath salts into bath water.
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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2012, 08:25:44 pm »
Well, so this is how one could make a zombie apocalypse. Just put Bath Salt in stuff.
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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2012, 08:30:42 pm »
There are reports of people putting bath salts into bath water.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2012, 05:00:45 am »
A part of me is wondering if the original people who made this actually intended this to be used as normal bath salts, and who the idiot was who thought getting high of bathroom products was a good idea.
Similarly, given the way it is being labeled and sold, I wonder how many little old ladies have bought this stuff and tried using them in the bath.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2012, 05:22:21 am »
A part of me is wondering if the original people who made this actually intended this to be used as normal bath salts, and who the idiot was who thought getting high of bathroom products was a good idea.
Similarly, given the way it is being labeled and sold, I wonder how many little old ladies have bought this stuff and tried using them in the bath.

No, it's just a way of marketing a designer drug more covertly, by labeling it something else.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2012, 12:24:26 pm »
One thing I'm surprised I haven't seen is reports of people ingesting actual bath salts: it must have happened by now, surely? There are enough stupid people out there that at least one of them's done it. I'm morbidly curious if anything happened to them other than getting violently sick, which I think would be a given.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2012, 10:45:39 pm »
in defense of the label, the first time I heard it, ACTUAL bath salts were the first thing I thought of.  My second thought was "I remember my lavender bath salts being nice when I was younger, but who would snort that stuff?!"
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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2012, 08:43:42 am »
in defense of the label, the first time I heard it, ACTUAL bath salts were the first thing I thought of.  My second thought was "I remember my lavender bath salts being nice when I was younger, but who would snort that stuff?!"

Ditto.  But then, people will snort anything if they think it will get them high.  That's why they have to have labels on aerosols and paint cans saying not to do it.
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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2012, 01:20:18 pm »
I won a thing of bath salts and when dad asked me what they were I told him and he was like "...the drugs that could kill you?"

I facepalmed.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2012, 10:22:45 pm »
in defense of the label, the first time I heard it, ACTUAL bath salts were the first thing I thought of.  My second thought was "I remember my lavender bath salts being nice when I was younger, but who would snort that stuff?!"

Hey, I understand completely.  My buddy and I were worried about how it would affect our individual bath enjoyment, a la sudafed and the impossibility of getting real cough congestion relief since meth hit the market.  Turns out, not really about our lavender bath crystals lol.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2012, 03:45:02 pm »
Maybe they should've come up with a different street name like "Crazy Crystals" or "Demon Dust" or something.

Now the name "bath salts" will be forever tainted. Time to use synonym. Bath Crystals? 

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2012, 05:34:42 pm »
Eh, it didn't hurt Coke very much.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2012, 12:27:57 am »
Bath crystals is already a thing too.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2012, 12:30:13 am »
Maybe they should've come up with a different street name like "Crazy Crystals" or "Demon Dust" or something.

Now the name "bath salts" will be forever tainted. Time to use synonym. Bath Crystals? 
I don't think drug producers really care about the public image of actual bath salts.

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Re: BATH SALT WARNING!!!
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2012, 02:33:03 pm »
Realize that the drug they call "bath salts" and actual bath salts are not even close to being the same thing. The only reason the drug is labeled and marketed as "bath salts" is to provide some legal justification for the sale and distribution of what is, essentially, just another new synthesized drug the Federal Gov't hasn't gotten around to criminalizing yet. If you put that shit in your bath it wouldn't do anything except make the water murky.
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