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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2012, 07:09:02 pm »
"Hi, I'm [race car driver], and I'd like to talk to you about Viagra.  Now, I used to suffer the humiliation of erectile dysfunction..."

Sorry, I don't know NASCAR drivers.
That's a rather fair representation.

"My hat's getting away!!!"
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2012, 07:26:05 pm »
(Yes indeed.  One of Mark's sponsors for the early 00's was Viagra/Phizer.  He didn't have ED, but you can imagine the jokes he had to put up with.  He was cool with it, though, hehe)

Now for the caption:

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2012, 07:55:42 pm »
"Keep it up and one day kids  you can crash a car going 400mph just like me."

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2012, 09:36:15 pm »
Onward to Dreamland, I have to write my stories.

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2012, 10:13:14 pm »
"I fap to Princess Leia in a slave bikini."


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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2012, 10:38:48 pm »
"Look out, World! I'm a'coming!"

Just Having Some Tea, Hanging With My Friends...

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2012, 10:43:14 pm »
"That hat is just fabulous darling." (that was to easy.)

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2012, 10:49:00 pm »
"Dis flower pret-tee...~"

Ah, the mind of a little dragonsaur thing.
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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #53 on: June 25, 2012, 10:51:29 pm »
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are squishy and taste like chicken."
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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2012, 10:55:43 pm »
"Who THE FUCK has been illegally distributing the catnip?"
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2012, 11:25:56 pm »
"Well yes, I suppose that is impressive, isn't it?"
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2012, 11:51:10 pm »
"Would you like an apple, my dear?"
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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2012, 01:35:18 am »
"Ich möchte die Katze füttern."

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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2012, 02:17:45 am »
"Why, yes, I do prefer the Library of Congress classification scheme."
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Re: What is the avatar above you saying?
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2012, 02:39:49 am »
"Dude, my friend gave me these awesome shrooms we can try..."
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