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Offline Jack Bauer

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I wish I didn't have to...
« on: January 11, 2012, 01:34:31 pm »
A place to vent feelings when considering the things that you have to do but you wish you didn't have to do.

This can include the trivial (but nonetheless irritating) - though I suppose one would not complain too much about having to recharge the power supply for ones pacemaker!

I wish I didn't have to remove my ear studs, clean the piercings out, clean the studs and then clean the butterflies as often as I apparently have to in order to maintain a good level of personal hygiene. I have large fingers, it is a fiddly job and, if I drop one of the butterflies, it is always a devil of a job trying to find the damned thing. Drop it a vertical distance of about three feet onto the carpet and it will travel five feet horizontally and, most likely, under a piece of furntire.
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