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ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« on: August 20, 2012, 10:57:11 pm »
You know those chain stories your grandmother posts on Facebook and forewords to your E-mail? The ones that usually end in "And then everyone in the room erupted into cheers"? The ones that very clearly never actually happened?

Well this thread is about those. Because they're hilarious.

This one is a classic:
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And here's the parody version of the above:
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Here's one from the other end of the religious spectrum:
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This one shows up on my facebook wall all the fucking time.
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And this is some nerd's revenge fantasy:
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I think this speaks for itself:
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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 12:54:18 am »
Man they really do 'erupt into cheers' or the like a lot, don't they?  I think they need to come up with some new stuff...

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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 02:01:39 am »
People dress up as Batman and Master Chief to go to an anime convention, huh? Methinks the author of that particular story didn't quite think it through.

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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 02:06:47 am »
People dress up as Batman and Master Chief to go to an anime convention, huh? Methinks the author of that particular story didn't quite think it through.

But there's a Batman manga...
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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 02:10:44 am »
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People dress up as Batman and Master Chief to go to an anime convention, huh? Methinks the author of that particular story didn't quite think it through.

Theres an anime based off Halo called Halo Legends.

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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 02:13:26 am »
I stand corrected. I suppose if they'll make an anime based on Twilight, they'll make anime based on anything.

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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 02:16:18 am »
Hmmmm.
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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 02:39:51 am »
Similar to the professor story you posted, there's these two:

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I'm sure we've all come across this one at one time or another:

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And finally, one of those "patron tells off diners in restaurant for disagreeing with war" stories:

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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 06:34:09 am »
Ah, self-serving anecdotes.  Nothing like the old ego stroking, eh?  I must say that these stories are...interesting.  Maybe when I come up with something to contribute I'll add to this.
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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 09:37:17 am »
There have been quite a few Chick-Fil-A ones showing up on my facebook wall about the kindness of the employees - absolutely no way to verify if they're true or not - they're getting into the 100,000+ likes range - personally, I think they're bullshit since they didn't start showing up until after the boycott started, but then again, they could be real - the employees aren't the evil ones, they're just trying to make a living. 
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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 03:35:45 am »
I don't have the actual thing, so I'm paraphrasing here:

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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 03:59:25 am »
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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 02:12:02 pm »
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The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

Things to take away about God in this sentence:

1. He's not omnipotent.
2. He prefers violence.
3. He apparently thinks showing a professor who's boss is more important than, you know, stopping wars and poverty and stuff.
4. He's American.
5. He thinks the ACLU, which has multiple time defend the freedom of loud mouth Bible thumping douchbags, is an atheist organization.

tl;dr God: "Hurr durr I'm America you mean atheists!"
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Re: ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2012, 06:03:06 pm »
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Yeah, because most people would totally accept that deal and not slap the shit out of him.