"In america nobody ever has to work, everybody is rich"
I love this notion because it makes no sense whatsoever.
Sure it does, but sit tight, because the following conspiracy will blow ya motherfuckin' mind.
In the 1st Century, Hero of Alexandria invented a prototype steam engine, thus beginning the Industrial Revolution some 17 centuries before its commonly assumed start point. Because of this, the
real world is actually enjoying the sort of technology we expect to see in the 38th Century, including hyperrealistic simulation. As a consequence, in the real world, the United States is in fact a glorious, technologically assisted post-scarcity society at an end-of-history state as envisioned by the likes of Marx and Fukuyama, but with one catch - those of us not part of the elite are condemned to this Philip-K-Dick-style simulated world, filled with nonexistent problems and social issues.
That said, there is good news. Those of us in the Rebel Coalition on the Outside have been working on a new program, designed to break the simulation and fracture its logic. We call it Operation Modern Republican Party, or OMORP, and if we can get the program to infiltrate the software completely, the apparent reality should break apart. Recently we've managed to really move ahead in what the program can do and achieve, but we need your help from the Inside.
This fall, support OMORP. Vote Rick Santorum.
This ad is paid for by OMORP and the Bizarre Satirical Asspull Committee.